Jacob @_jake123_
Joined March 2014-
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business tip. INSTEAD OF SAYING “i work from home”: weak, lazy, does not sound productive SAY “i practically live at the office”: a real go-getter, dedicated to the grind, a worker bee
Lions getting the king of the jungle title has to be the craziest PR in history
Lions getting the king of the jungle title has to be the craziest PR in history
Do you want to change the world? Or do you want to be a Senior Director on the Apple Pencil team collecting $3.2M in TC while shipping an increasingly worse version of the pencil every 4.5 years?
who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW
who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW
McKinsey would literally charge a company 4 million dollars to tell them to focus on improving profits by cutting spending and increasing revenues.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer. The 2nd orders half of a beer. The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer. The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off saying, "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.
NOT A DRAG QUEEN, A PASTOR
I will always love this video cause working in customer service, you GET it 😭😭😭
You're telling me this is just a thing that can happen to you on the road out of nowhere? 🫠
You're telling me this is just a thing that can happen to you on the road out of nowhere? 🫠
This is Pacha. Love can make you do crazy things. And so can gravity. 13/10 (IG: goldengirlpacha)
My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.
Starting a new company. It's called "Cable." We're going to take all of the streaming services, combine them, put them in one menu, and charge you one simple fee to navigate all of them. Raising $750m at a $10b valuation.
This is a mousetrap from 1862 and it's the most American thing ever
First bong rip back on US soil after being locked up in Russia for months has gotta be a top 1 bong rip
life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24 not a joke
Marjorie Taylor Greene got $180,000 in business loans forgiven from the PPP program but said it's "completely unfair" for us to forgive student loans for working- and middle-class Americans. You can’t make this stuff up.
“I WANT EVERY SINGLE HELLCAT KEY ON MY DESK RIGHT. F*CKIN. NOW!!!”
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