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It’s surprising how you don’t notice that some people add nothing to your life until you stop talking to them completely and realize you don’t miss them or even care that you no longer communicate.
Men's heartbreak is soo funny because 9/10 times it's their own fault now you're wrong AND upset
Ur obsession with the why is an avoidance of what is
i feel like my perfectionism tendencies actually cause a lot of my avoidant behavior i be having standards for people that they don’t even have for themselves lmao and thats kinda not fair
no contact really is easy when you realize they're actually losers
What is the obsession with autism in particular? We have cancer causing ingredients in our food, hygiene products etc but they constantly mention autism. Why??
What is the obsession with autism in particular? We have cancer causing ingredients in our food, hygiene products etc but they constantly mention autism. Why??
Stop wasting your life on terrible men please omg, there’s countries to travel to and other people to fall in love with elsewhere.
Address some weird shit done to you & watch how fast you get labeled as problematic and confrontational
I think what’s so fucked up about men who do you wrong is they almost always face no consequences. They’re just gonna find another good girl and do her the same way lol.
the most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy
Bitches are weird & nobody is telling them that they are weird. Their close friends are enabling the behavior because they would do the weird shit too. Frog brain ass bitches
a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"
how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30
kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags
The adult you think you are at 18-24 is not the same adult you will be at 25-30
If you have expensive taste, it's because the universe knows you can afford it. Stay focused.
If you have expensive taste, it's because the universe knows you can afford it. Stay focused.
than actually rise. Stop thinking you know everything, stop feeling so fucking attacked by every single thing, start asking questions, start getting curious , start wanting to prove your own damn self wrong!
@ughitscisco Unpopular opinion but honestly it should be normal to go back to school at an older age rather then being 18 and not even knowing what you want to do with the future
These are so funny 🤣🤣🤣
Your obsession with trying to understand why something happened to you is what keeps you in a constant loop of overanalysing. You pick apart the situation, the person, the reasons, and then circle back to it again. This is happening because you’re struggling to accept what has…
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