maya @_mayapatel

Joined July 2012

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small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie

5 years ago

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

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kayla🐆 @trulykaykay

5 years ago

call me weird but i love laying on the floor 😂😂

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The Female Lead @the_female_lead

5 years ago

New Zealand just approved a new measure allowing for paid leave after miscarriage. The legislation is believed to be among the first in the world, applying to couples who lose a baby at any point.

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jess 🇵🇸 @H0USEPL4NTS

5 years ago

the human race is really odd when you think about it : a thread

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ZB @xainab_x

5 years ago

Drug dealers getting more time in prison than rapists will never sit right with me

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BBC News (World) @BBCWorld

5 years ago

Elton John and Michael Caine take part in light-hearted NHS ad, promoting uptake of Covid-19 vaccine bbc.in/371mavj

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The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck

5 years ago

OUTKAST: I’m sorry Miss Jackson ME:

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beautiful thugger girl 🎀 @maetheactivist

5 years ago

what pushes you to watch 17 seasons of mfs in a hospital ?

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chrissy teigen accidentally spending $13,000 on wine is actually relatable because one time i accidentally spent tens of thousands of dollars on college tuition only to realize i’m taking classes from home

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Dark Rabbite @DarkRabbite

5 years ago

i laughed at this as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now

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s. 🐘🤍 @ssaraaknowles

5 years ago

she said it exactly how it is

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ceciatl @ceciATL

5 years ago

my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”