Radia Perlman told the perfect story about how engineers come up with solutions before understanding the problem:
"When my son was 3, he came to me crying 'my hand! my hand!'
I started kissing it. *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* 'Tell me what happened...'
'I got pee on it.'"
My son's a little worried that Santa may skip our house because he was sometimes bad this year. I explained that Santa uses an exponentially weighted moving average to compute your goodness score, so more recent datapoints dominate and he's probably fine.
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