Nelli @_nellijo

Joined February 2012

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The Tank @TheTankGuns

3 years ago

An experiment was conducted to see if greyhounds could compete with the speed of a cheetah. When the cages opened, folks were shocked that the cheetah didn't move. They asked the race coordinator what had happened and why the cheetah didn’t move. His response: “Sometimes…

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Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz

3 years ago

Ovaries shouldn’t be more regulated than Assault Weapons.

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dana bad @baddanadanabad

4 years ago

whenever i have a weird interaction w another person im always like “was it me? was i the weird one?” and then i remember that the world is burning to the ground

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leȯ @soleoado

4 years ago

a reminder to self:

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JP @Jprz1321

4 years ago

The world is a sadder place without Mac Miller in it, Happy birthday king 👑

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holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone

4 years ago

we’re really at the age where quality friendships hit different. it’s not about how long we’ve been friends anymore. it’s having intentional relationships that feeds us in a different way.

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damien’s room @ask_for_pics

4 years ago

they should serve white wine at mcdonald’s

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🔮✨ @TheOracleReadsU

4 years ago

Sometimes you have to remind yourself that you are something special. That you cannot be replaced. Your heart, your mind, your energy, your care, it can't be replicated by anyone. The universe is a better place for having you in it. Who you are makes a difference.

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Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts

4 years ago

Being a grown up is wild you still just think about eating stuffed crust pizza and having superpowers all of the time but now you have to open weird letters in the mail and buy your own toothpaste and stuff

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Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke

4 years ago

when certain foods on a menu have (gf) next to them, I know those are girlfriend foods. I cannot order them until I am a girlfriend. I must be patient

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Landon Howell @landonhowell

4 years ago

When you walk into a rural gas station wearing your mask in the middle of a pandemic.

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Drewberz @buddy_ferrara

4 years ago

when the kitchen staff and servers date each other

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pho @photonisdead

4 years ago

time to be who you were meant to be

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Blue Flame @xoey1o1

4 years ago

i used to think i was weird for feeling things as deeply as i do but ive come to learn that it's what makes me who i am.

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

4 years ago

I’m very low maintenance like I really don’t need that much just constant validation that the people in my life don’t despise me and maybe some spaghetti