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ATTENTION KENYANS 🗣️🗣️ THE WEBSITE FOR @OAG_Kenya WHICH HAS ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT HOW YOUR MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT, GOVERNORS, MCAs, MINISTERS AND THEIR FELLOW LOOTERS ARE STEALING TAX PAYERS MONEY SUDDENYL CANNOT BE FOUND. INTERESTING THAT WE CANT FIND THIS INFO TO SHARE…
Also, I use to do video formats for Parliamentary Bills. Maybe I should consider doing BOTH the Twitter thread format and a 2 minute video.
Also, I use to do video formats for Parliamentary Bills. Maybe I should consider doing BOTH the Twitter thread format and a 2 minute video.
What happened to hii story ya KUSCCO? Kenya vutubmassive kama izi zinaenda unpunished bana.
#RutoMustGo #DrainTheSwamp https://t.co/0AK8LOxqBo
This is not an “IPO” with the countries interest first. This is another well coordinated heist. KK yajenga nchi. 🌿🌿
This is not an “IPO” with the countries interest first. This is another well coordinated heist. KK yajenga nchi. 🌿🌿
Hey friends, This Friday I’m hitting the stage for the last edition of this performance this year. Nimekapitia bringing this show to life but we keep going! Kama unaweza tokea basi tucheke pale Nairobi Laugh Bar kesho😊
Mimi personally, because I believe in exercising your voting rights vis a vis continuous voter registration, I'm trying to put together some stats on why voting is important for a small video. Kama you are good with data ya voting patterns/electoral numbers etc, hit me up.
The nonchalance during such a Motion was so blatant that she had to keep asking the speaker to protect her from all the noise. This country cares very little about protection of children. And it's very unfortunate.
The nonchalance during such a Motion was so blatant that she had to keep asking the speaker to protect her from all the noise. This country cares very little about protection of children. And it's very unfortunate.
Today there was a Motion in Parliament by Naisula Lesuuda about better protection for the vulnerable women and children in this society against sexual offences, violence and such killings. During the whole motion, Members of Parliament kept conversing in loud voices. We don't…
Today there was a Motion in Parliament by Naisula Lesuuda about better protection for the vulnerable women and children in this society against sexual offences, violence and such killings. During the whole motion, Members of Parliament kept conversing in loud voices. We don't…
I know this is false because I saw people in the streets chanting, "Yote yawezekana, bila Moi." Even he sat in disbelief. If voting didn't work, kina Sudi wouldn't be kicking rocks talking about how they will stuff ballots. Your vote works. Chukua kura.
I know this is false because I saw people in the streets chanting, "Yote yawezekana, bila Moi." Even he sat in disbelief. If voting didn't work, kina Sudi wouldn't be kicking rocks talking about how they will stuff ballots. Your vote works. Chukua kura.
Important to note: While formulation vending zones, executive commitess shall ensure that any public right of way is jot impeded. You might finally get walkable streets fellas.
Important to note: While formulation vending zones, executive commitess shall ensure that any public right of way is jot impeded. You might finally get walkable streets fellas. https://t.co/JDfYGMK0y7
UPDATE: Bail for former Nairobi Central OCS, Samson Taalam and his Co accused over the murder of Albert Ojwang' has been denied.
UPDATE: Bail for former Nairobi Central OCS, Samson Taalam and his Co accused over the murder of Albert Ojwang' has been denied.
New Bill Alert 🚨 THE STREET VENDORS BILL Senate Bill No. 41 Proposed regulations on stationary vendors and mobile vendors who move around to sell wares, hawkers. There shall be 3 zones. 1. Restriction Free vending zones 2. Restricted vending zones 3. No vending zones
My fellow Kenyans: Wake up! Wake, the hell up! Our country is heading to hell and its racing there. I talk to you all about the devastating impact of corruption and incompetence in our country almost every day. Today I’m asking you to look at a single human being and see this…
Did we get the missing title deeds to Office of the President (Harambee House) and Nyayo House/Immigration buildings? Did we get the (stolen) 367 Secure papers that Title Deeds are printed on? Did we get the 900 Birth registration booklet that were 'stolen' from Mutomo registry?
The government of Kenya has been taken to court over its decision to use road maintenance levy funds as collateral for the sh175 Billion from the African Development Bank.
Presently outside Lake Nakuru National Park with the family of Brian Odhiambo and community members. @KWSKenya have denied us entry into the park to search for Brian Odhiambo. What are they hiding in the park that they don’t want Kenyans to know or see? #JusticeForBrianOdhiambo
One day a government will come to power and say they want govt property back because the project was done in an unlawful manner then Kenyans will try to tell the government of the day to at least compensate the buyers before eviction begins.
One day a government will come to power and say they want govt property back because the project was done in an unlawful manner then Kenyans will try to tell the government of the day to at least compensate the buyers before eviction begins.
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