Steve Martin ✪ @_stevemartin__

lawyer, banjo player,2018 IBMA Broadcaster of the Year, peace monger UnrealBluegrass.com Joined April 2025

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

4 months ago

We all know the threat Trump presents to America and personal freedom. It is pervasive and ultimately deadly. If you are silent in response you are more than acquiescent. If you do not speak in opposition you are showing your 100 % support of a dictator. There is no safe, quiet ,…

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

4 months ago

DOGE has gained access to the Vatican to investigate possible voter fraud in the Conclave.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

4 months ago

Dear Elon, When you leave please close the door so the cat doesn't get out. Thanks PS Please leave before May or we'll have to collect another month's rent. @elonmusk

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

" I drink ,therefore loose lips"

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

"Before you die your entire life passes in front of you". You've probably heard this. Logically it cannot be true. Everytime your life flashed to the point when you were about to die the flash would start again,loop infinitely. You'd never die. Could be a remnant from a…

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Protect the Earth Day #EarthDay

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Books are the future of knowledge. Books and a banjo.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

"The problem is all inside your head " Trump said to me. "The answer is easy if you take it logically. I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free. There must be 50 ways to leave the White House"

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Trump's "50 Ways to Leave the White House" "Sneak out the front, Chump Dressed like your spouse, Louse In a Maga dump truck Now just listen to me. Get convicted by impeach, Leech Swap spit with JD, Flea Get shot in the "ear", near, Just set yourself free. Take a crate of…

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

parade.com/news/steve-mar… Funny

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Trump should be concerned. American outrage is slow to rise but there is no tsunami that can match once it begins. It has now begun. PS Moscow is nice this time of year, so I've heard.

Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Trump should be concerned. American outrage is slow to rise but there is no tsunami that can match once it begins. It has now begun. PS Moscow is nice this time of year, so I've heard.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

youtu.be/AH0wyVu1AT8?si… Bob and Ray and chocolate wobblies. Happy Easter.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

You too can be "vanished" without due process.

Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

6 months ago

You too can be "vanished" without due process.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Still...

Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Still...

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

@elonmusk Can you let me get into your books,cut the excess,fire 80 % of your workers...price would drop drastically. More sales. Win win. DOLT Department of Lousy Teslas.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

We can no longer say "That would never happen in America". It is all happening right now. We either show history we resisted and succeeded or we can become a documentary telling of the cruelty of the United States.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Do not remain silent. Do not aquiese. Do not ignore. Do not give in Do not forget. Fascism doesn't rest.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

And....it's happening.

Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

And....it's happening.

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

Informal inquiry. Who do you prefer in late night TV?

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Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass

5 months ago

So horrible to have to look into these possibilities but I have and I believe that Trump and Bukele either : 1) Know that Abrego Garcia is dead or 2) They are hoping he will die before they have to face the rule of law. Ghouls, both of them.