ashton @_wormyy_
🪐 Central Michigan University Joined October 2015-
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sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
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fellas, don’t do anything annoying to a girl aged 22-28 for the next 48 hours
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weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental
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This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
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Had to be done
Had to be done https://t.co/UdnJ5R06CX
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To celebrate William Shakespeare's 460th birthday, here are his 46 best (and strangest) insults:
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Say what you want about OJ Simpson but he inspired one of the funniest movie scenes in history
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BREAKING: Cancer has denied any part in OJ’s death and is fleeing the scene in their Ford Bronco
BREAKING: Cancer has denied any part in OJ’s death and is fleeing the scene in their Ford Bronco https://t.co/TNKFbBlyq5
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Put this next to the Mona Lisa
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Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped
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Janice after she convinced Bobby to eat Karen’s last ziti
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POV: you just said you won’t peel an orange for her
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me: dating is hard, lot of weirdos out there me on a date: i think if i had a few beers with the grim reaper i could convince him not to kill me
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need a chihuahua so me and it can tremble in fear together on sundays
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I do not play about overstimulation I will punch you at a Zara 😭
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Me after watching one episode of The Sopranos:
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all a girl needs is a cat that follows her every time she gets up to do something
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no rizz. just dyed hair, a nose ring n pretty eyes
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I will tackle children at the Lego store to get this
I will tackle children at the Lego store to get this
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