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I want a family where my kids can clearly see how much their father loves me. I want them to damn near be like "Ew, why you always touching on momma." Or "Mom is so spoiled." And "You know how daddy is about our mom." even when we're old and gray. That's the ultimate to me.
Wow, it’s August 1st! I’m praying for peace, happiness, memories, getting sexier & more money🫦🎀🥂
how i look at people these days because what the fuck is wrong with everyone
birthdays will be a huge deal in my household. i don't want my children to EVER refer to the day they were born as just another day. that breaks my heart.
happy national gf’s day! here's a bouquet of flowers for you. 🌷🌸🌷🌸 🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸 /ᐠ🌷🌸🌷🌸🌷 ( ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ🌷🌸🌷 \ つ \ / U U / 🎀 \
“food gives u energy” me after eating:
Adulting is when you realize that all you truly want is a cozy home, a stable job, and a partner to build a life with.
My mom always said, if you weren’t invited - don’t ask to go. And for any late invites, you decline, that’s law.
I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood.
5 years old - Mom, I love you. 12 years old - Mom, I can't stand you. 16 years old - My mother is very annoying. 18 years old - I'm leaving this house. 25 years old - Mom, you were right. 30 years old - I want to go to my mom's house. 50 years old - I don't want to lose my…
Choosing a good father for your kids is more important than choosing a beautiful husband for yourself.
Choosing a good father for your kids is more important than choosing a beautiful husband for yourself.
WOODY GOT EM BUZZIN'
middle fingers in the air fuck you twice oh yeaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me telling the shower curtain DONT touch me tf again 😒😂😂😡😡
me before i crash out
my profile picture vs me at work
i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then lay down
when he ask me where i wanna eat and i don’t know 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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