Adam Richard Paul @adamrichardpaul
Doesn't really mean it (does). London mainly, but also &c. Joined October 2010-
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IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
This has fully sent me
on the stroke of midnight, new year's eve 2020, i died and my brain was put in a jar. scientists have been pulsing it with electricity ever since. none of you can see me this, because none of this is real. i am in a simulation. dr peter gammons is a figment of my dying mind
on the stroke of midnight, new year's eve 2020, i died and my brain was put in a jar. scientists have been pulsing it with electricity ever since. none of you can see me this, because none of this is real. i am in a simulation. dr peter gammons is a figment of my dying mind
"Psycho Killer" but it's "Stephen Miller" and the fa's are ha's.
Getting reports that Cummings is roaring drink and they're desperately trying to sober him up before the press conference
Why yes, I did create a network map of every #DragRace lip sync for a final course project. The left is seasons 1-11 and the right adds in All Stars 1-4. Nodes are sized by # of lip sync wins respective to that network 👸
Two metre, you
This is the greatest TV Moment of the year

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