🤍 @allisonstarkk

Joined October 2014

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

3 years ago

if you’re using overhead lighting past 5pm you’re deeply unwell it’s soft lighting or it’s nothing

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In 2020 I was going to expose everything… In a matter of days, the Hollywood elite tried to ruin my entire career, villainize me and flooded the news with lies to discredit me. If you guys only knew the truth about what they are doing to Britney & Kayne.

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Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69

3 years ago

being a procrastinator with a crazy fear of failure is an insane combo

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gill @contactabrother

3 years ago

masturbate, meditate, manipulate

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Jeanine Pirro @JudgeJeanine

3 years ago

My thoughts on the Depp v. Heard trial verdict #TheFive

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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz

3 years ago

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

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dana back @baddanadanabad

3 years ago

in my villain era (accidentally committing tax fraud out of extreme confusion)

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Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ

4 years ago

Dear Men, Women don’t DRESS FOR YOU ✅ DO MAKEUP FOR YOU ✅ DO THEIR HAIR FOR YOU ✅ Just like most of y’all only phuck for YOU & not the woman’s pleasure. THIS ALL FOR US. This ain’t ABOUT YOU Now GO. Thx for COMING

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CY @cy_ntx

4 years ago

nobody loves your natural hair more then your dad

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chompie @chompie1337

4 years ago

dentist: so, are you flossing? me: are you using a unique password for every account?

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𝕵𝕭 𖤐 @JBou_

4 years ago

Waiting for Kanye to post this next

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invader zim @f8the

4 years ago

kanye announcing he’s not being hacked is funny asf bc nobody thought that was the case😭

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morgan. @morgavellii

4 years ago

6 months from now i’ll be in a wayyyy better position. Physically, financially, mentally. AMEN

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Wynn has AuDHD @wynneliz1

4 years ago

ADHD is knowing you have a deadline, wasting time for eight hours, then neglecting all your body's basic needs until it's done

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Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera

4 years ago

I am not meant to work. I’m meant to sit under the sun, all oiled up, reading, eating mangoes, listening to the birds singing, then cooking, taking care of myself & the people I love, and making love all night with my life partner

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Hana Michels (same on all platforms) @HanaMichels

4 years ago

Why is being a girlfriend just apologizing for not having seen movies

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A @lishaaali_

4 years ago

some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

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PRODUCT GENIUS 👩🏽‍🔬🧪🥼 @_GlitterAndGlam

4 years ago

A man will literally naturallyyyyyyyy wanna feed you, take you out, have fun with you and be nice to you. You don’t gotta teach nobody or beg for that sister girl ❤️