Alyssa Doucette @awesumlyssa

Particle physics is kind of my thing Joined October 2013

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Jerry Lock @jlock17

2 years ago

Would a laundry detergent pod work in a dishwasher? I’m really trying to avoid going to the store.

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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life

3 years ago

Imagine a horse, good job you did it

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

5 years ago

i don't fuck around with cryptocurrency. sure you can get very rich doing it, but when i search my heart i know its for losers

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Tendy’s @Wendys

4 years ago

Changing name to Meat

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Kai @kaiklops

4 years ago

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

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Koko ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿 @Kokomothegreat

7 years ago

When the teacher calls you to the front of the class to explain something you weren't paying attention to

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Ham Solo @shutupmimsyyy

7 years ago

@ryanyeetz Subtle yet powerful.

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rich homie 'von @Dvoleich

7 years ago

@ryanyeetz

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Marty Lawrence @TeaAndCopy

7 years ago

[sliding $10 towards DJ] please can you turn it down

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Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin

10 years ago

Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?

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paperwash© @PaperWash

7 years ago

guys, the key to a successful relationship is to just admit to how useless and stupid you are on a daily basis and then pay all the bills

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Burger King @BurgerKing

7 years ago

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Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.