That Roamin' Eye @betchoff

Ah, what a fine day for Science! Sail away with me? Seattle, WA Joined October 2012

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the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe

11 months ago

let's give it up for the trusty mandolin. a kitchen implement that immediately separates the wheat from the chaff

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I Smoked Charlie Kirk @BlackKnight10k

11 months ago

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already. Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.

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Kai @Tasnyx

11 months ago

A lot of male loneliness guys haven’t even tried gay shit so I don’t buy their dedication to the grind

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Terrance Avery @terrancesavery

11 months ago

A "things your dad didn't teach you" YouTube series but instead of shaving and a half-Windsor tie knot it's empathy and talking to your kids about consent.

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

11 months ago

The Supreme Court just made the funniest possible outcome legal

Pop Base @PopBase

11 months ago

The Supreme Court just made the funniest possible outcome legal

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Laura Peek @laurapeek_

11 months ago

If I hear one more person talk about disaffected young white men. Get affected bitch. Go for a walk, call ur mom. You’re sad and now I can’t get an abortion? grow up

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead

11 months ago

anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster

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November @postoctobrist

11 months ago

there’s not going to be any unburdened by what has been you stupid slut

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yung hegelian @lilacisms

11 months ago

btw the cure to male loneliness is being in a union

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Sky Marchini @rhcm123

11 months ago

Polling firms all herding to the same tied results so as not to make anyone mad: “if we are all just bit wrong none of us will be really wrong” Ann Selzer: “smells like BITCH in here”

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JP @jpbrammer

11 months ago

God, I love a gray, chilly sea. is it possible to be a sea person and not a beach person

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trash jones @jzux

11 months ago

i actually led my horse to water and he drank right away. but sorry to hear that

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tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft

11 months ago

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

11 months ago

by age 30 you should have: - acid reflux - a friend you only call by their last name for reasons no one can articulate - a fingernail that grows a bit strange due to The Injury - 12 boxes of unsorted miscellaneous junk at your mom's house that you refuse to take or throw away

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Tory Cross 🌸 @queer_spice

12 months ago

Dipshit is the absolute top of Midwestern white dads anger meter. This is so far above hey pal that this is outside of our atmosphere.

Acyn @Acyn

12 months ago

Dipshit is the absolute top of Midwestern white dads anger meter. This is so far above hey pal that this is outside of our atmosphere.

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🌿 @_kxdyn

12 months ago

i know this only matters to like 7 people on the planet, but i’m one of them i guess. bear number 399 was struck by a large truck while crossing the road, and died last night she was was 28 & had at least 18 cubs, 8 of whom survived to adulthood. wish it didn’t end like this

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John Attridge @John_Attridge

12 months ago

Before you dismiss novels as a waste of time, consider that you would literally not have an inner life right now if interiority had not been invented by English novelists in the 18th and 19th centuries. Doesn't seem like such a waste of time now, does it?

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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi

12 months ago

Nobody likes a complainer but they’re needed for a functioning society. You know how humanity gets compared to frogs in boiling water and everything is getting bad so gradually we won’t even notice? Not if I’m around

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graet @graetgalaxy

12 months ago

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

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The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter

12 months ago

Thinking about that guy whose solution to male loneliness was to just drive around the country to small towns in the Midwest and hunt for girlfriends in diners and coffee shops. What an incredible mind