Shallow_ exciting @calm_r4nd0m_
Joined January 2014-
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69_L1FE @69_L1FE
1 Followers 61 Following I don't give up on people, they give up on me, so trust me when I tell you I'm not going anywhere.
L7_Stylishh @L7_Stylishh
6 Followers 48 Following Lust is two hearts with one thing in mind; love is two minds with each other's best interest at heart.
Chicthe_xo @Chicthe_xo
0 Followers 24 Following School starts with s and so does slavery. Coincidence? I think not.
_tumblr_lol_ @_tumblr_lol_
3 Followers 33 Following I like how ninja turtles wear masks to hide their identity. Its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything...
yay__t1mex0 @yay__t1mex0
0 Followers 25 Following I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
_k1cker_rose__ @_k1cker_rose__
1 Followers 24 Following Not telling me something because you don't want to piss me off is probably the best way to piss me off.
l0sT_ch1ckz_ @l0sT_ch1ckz_
0 Followers 18 Following A moment of silence for all the brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so millions of people can get through another day.
sadd___blame_0x @sadd___blame_0x
0 Followers 24 Following I don't care about perfection. I live in reality and based on originality. Forget looks and respect personality.
Find_My_sheee @Find_My_sheee
1 Followers 47 Following Me: Can I go to the restroom?Teacher: What for?Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
_cal1_amazed_ @_cal1_amazed_
0 Followers 47 Following Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
CtrlAlt_HaTe_ @CtrlAlt_HaTe_
1 Followers 34 Following That weird awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
geefoolish_ @geefoolish_
0 Followers 22 Following That's so funny because you actually look like a Molly.
escape__Bear_ @escape__Bear_
3 Followers 36 Following I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
sl4veSexy @sl4veSexy
11 Followers 23 Following My mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.
GulliblE__eat_ @GulliblE__eat_
0 Followers 20 Following I still remember the first time I fell for you, I haven't gotten up since.
_boss___hi__ @_boss___hi__
0 Followers 23 Following I speak 4 languages: EnglishProfanitySarcasmReal shit
spunkey_69__69 @spunkey_69__69
0 Followers 27 Following Rapper: I'm killing snitches then I smoke a blunt get high and fuck they bitches *wins award* Rapper: I just wanna thank God
eat__hippy__ @eat__hippy__
0 Followers 22 Following Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: I'm not even physically active.
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