bronqué @cosmiccrocs

HHHHHHHHHH Joined August 2018

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molly conger @socialistdogmom

2 years ago

these guys are the three heads of cerberus guarding the gates of posting hell

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I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes

2 years ago

re: Kissinger

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🍉✨🌬️🌭✨🍉 @Hot_Dog_Wind

3 years ago

Im not in a very playful mood today. Which means that its time for me to be euthanized

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Austin @adoptedhighway

2 years ago

people only care about mount everest because it’s really tall. if it was tiny and flat nobody would give it the time of day

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Austin @adoptedhighway

2 years ago

just thought of something to spend my stimulus check on. vacine

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Austin @adoptedhighway

2 years ago

only good part of being amish is getting to go to heaven. i would hate not being able to use my cell phone

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Thomas White @len0killer

2 years ago

Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind

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sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco

3 years ago

the very first semester i taught i had a russian student with a thick accent who was prone to saying outlandish things that would make the other students laugh. i thought he enjoyed this but one day under his breath he said “everyone always laughing at ivan”