It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Tweeting) @crudfactor
Champagne socialism on a beer budget. That’s the It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Tweeting) Guarantee™️. Joined November 2014-
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I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure
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just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there
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[ticktok tts voice] They killed the old man with rocks but he remained alive through his evil magiks!
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clinically undepressed guy: im thinking of Beginning it all
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It’s time to start freaking out and panicking
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Odd numbers: unstable, suggestive of movement and progression Even numbers: static, stagnant, and ultimately sinister
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hey sorry I can’t come out tonight I have to stay home and refresh the timeline to see if dreams really do come true
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we’re just not that lucky but it’s fun to dream
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Landscapes turning into beige boxes? Woke. Planes falling out of the sky? Woke. Wages down? woke. Cant get laid? Also woke. Social fabrics fraying? You guessed it: Woke. There is no class struggle, no inequality, just a nebulous Jewish-black-queer-woman conspiracy Out To Get You
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oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?
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(Flashes red indicating my next attack cannot be blocked)
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I don’t know, my liege, I kind of think it depends
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things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
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Dead website.
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just won the day with a stirring bayonet charge and a dash of elan
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The security guards at this museum don’t understand the path of the warrior for shit
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Friend: (hitting blunt; coughing violently) Can't be anything sadder than unrequited love. Me: (hitting blunt; coughing violently) How about a love requited but wholly impossible? Uncle: Damn straight nephew. (hitting blunt; coughing violently)
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Me: it's the spear of longinus (My adventurer roommates continue stuffing their backpacks with treasures from the catacombs) Me: (louder) it's the spear that Longinus used to stab Jesus
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for tonight's entertainment why don't we put the unsubtle homie in a delicate situation
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I'm gonna be for real with you, I have some concerns about the present trajectory of our society
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