Daan Jacobs @danieljacobs

me me me me me me me doi.co.za Johannesburg Joined September 2008

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And dont call me Shirley @ShellsPemBroke

7 years ago

Guys I think the @joshgroban is uninterested in my birthday this year. Here’s the thing though: It’s a six year tradition. He missed last year. I have accomplished a lot this year and deserve it.

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And dont call me Shirley @ShellsPemBroke

7 years ago

Yeah why not, he should be awake by now. So, as is tradition, now is the time where I ask everyone to spam @joshgroban for a birthday message. Why? It doesn’t matter. But it makes me feel good. How many RTs before he notices do you think?

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Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh @SizweMpofuWalsh

8 years ago

Without a hint of irony, the DA expropriated everyone’s phone number without consent or compensation to say the EFF and ANC will encroach on personal space. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Brenden Nel @Brendennel

8 years ago

To @Our_DA - the day you talk policies that will better the country, rather than spamming me with scare tactic sms and robocalls, i will listen.

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america's new york lounge singer @KrangTNelson

8 years ago

some bullies at school (teachers) are telling my young daughter there is no such thing as Cthulhu. plz RT to show her that Cthulhu will soon feast upon the charred flesh of all humanity!

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rachel @ohhoe

8 years ago

Hi! Im immediately looking for new opportunities! Dev rel or front end /though I’m full stack w/ Node.js / JS. I’ve spoken over 40 times internationally over the past few years including keynotes, and I’m heavily involved in the @nodejs community committee ✨ let’s talk!

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Magda Wierzycka @Magda_Wierzycka

8 years ago

Time to keep all Gupta facilitators in the spotlight: - KPMG - dirty audits and SARS report - SAP - bribes - McKinsey - bribes - South China Rail - bribes - Banks of Baroda, HSBC, India - facilitating money laundering - JSE - listing Oakbay / IDC money stolen - Multichoice - ANN7

Eyewitness News @ewnupdates

8 years ago

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Anonymouse @ANONYmickyM0USE

8 years ago

To tune of "100 bottles of beer on the wall" David Warner is over the hill He came 2nd to Sonny Bill His wife got jolly Sucked Sonny Bills lollie David Warner is over the hill Follow me & share as much as possible. PE must sing as 1 voice! @QuinnyDeKock69 @simmiareff

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Professor Themba Maseko @MasekoThembaJ

8 years ago

Here's the story of the taxify driver who was burnt alive by meter taxi drivers. Never use a meter taxi, EVER. 😓

Nobuhle Mbonambi @NobuhleMbonamb2

8 years ago

Here's the story of the taxify driver who was burnt alive by meter taxi drivers. Never use a meter taxi, EVER. 😓

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Billz 🇿🇦🇺🇸 @billz_25

8 years ago

Clarke to Steyn: "Fuck you mate" Clarke to Anderson: "Expect a broken fucking arm" Hazlewood: "who the fucks the third umpire" Warner: "We must find deep hatred for England" Warner: Berates Quinny all day in field Aussies seem like their default is set to asshole #SAvAUS

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Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 @CyrilRamaphosa

8 years ago

A very good morning to you all. I invite you to join me for my morning walk tomorrow morning at 5am - we will be walking together from Khayelitsha to Mitchells Plain in Cape Town #TummyMustFall

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Josh Wolfe @wolfejosh

8 years ago

Brilliant from NASA in 1965. And still true. “Man is the lowest-cost, 150lb, nonlinear, all-purpose computer system that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”

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Earth, Wind & Pfizer @shagggz

8 years ago

Woolies customers finding out they’ve been buying Enterprise meats (under the woolies brand) this whole time 🤣🤣😂

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Mandla Langa @mandla_langa

8 years ago

We have to reclaim our capacity to feel outraged. The cruel murder of a Taxify driver, Siyabonga Langelihle Ngcobo, who was stuffed into the boot of his car that was set alight by meter taxi drivers cannot be shrugged off as just another day in violent South Africa.

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Dwayne Johnson @TheRock

8 years ago

Thanks my bud @LaraSpencer for nominating me for the #LemonChallenge. Great initiative supporting bone marrow donation. When life hands you lemons, you crush them in one massive bite. 🍋 #LemonsForLeukemia join.bethematch.org

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Steve Silberman @stevesilberman

8 years ago

Please don't spread this video of a student being dragged away by cops as she accuses Steven Mnuchin of engaging in "the politics of fascism." Mnuchin asked UCLA not to post it. Thank you.

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Gareth van Onselen @GvanOnselen

8 years ago

So far, in the age of Ramaphosa: Land expropriation without compensation; proposal to downgrade basic education pass rates for Grades 7,8 and 9 to 40% and a raid on Jacques Pauw's house. You can take the President out of the ANC, but you can't take the ANC out of the President.

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Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist

8 years ago

SHAME ON YOU @AppleTV @Google @amazon @RokuPlayer. Your streaming services are currently providing a platform to the @NRA who puts the sale of guns over the safety of our children. Please drop NRA TV or we will be dropping our business with you. #BoycottNRA