matt morris! @doubleEmms

the artiste of the slightly funny deal. he/him mattmorris.codes Denver, CO Joined June 2008

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Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo

a year ago

@elonmusk First step : Support a leader that embodies Starfleet values like diversity, inclusion and ethical behavior.

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Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt

a year ago

who in the hell called them security researchers and not sudoscientists

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It took me years to really learn this: if someone talks to you in technical terms such that you can't follow or understand, it's almost definitely not your fault. It's theirs. They're either incapable of explaining the concepts, don't care if you understand or are afraid of…

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zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ @zooko

2 years ago

Any time you feel that little dopamine rush of social affirmation and self-righteousness from dunking on something, treat that as a red flag. It means you’re part of a hate club. You might want to take a pause and seriously reflect on your intention before you continue.

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Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt

2 years ago

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Yehuda Katz @wycats

2 years ago

I usually describe ADHD as a disposition towards excessive curiosity. Excessive curiosity can be a bad thing, and look a lot like the traditional ADHD stereotype. But it can also be a good thing, like when it pushes you to look at things that nobody wants to look at.

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Felix Krause @KrauseFx

2 years ago

This sums up @1Password and Big Tech so well

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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit

3 years ago

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

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Aleksandra @aleksandrasays

3 years ago

TIL, there are `new-password` and `current-password` autocomplete values that you can use for better password managers support

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Lynn @lynnntropy

3 years ago

Not trying to start drama, but I have so little patience for this recently-popular genre of tweet where someone posts a screenshot of a tool being used to implement some kind of extreme edge case, and then implies that this means… the tool is bad because this “looks ugly”?

Luke Morales @lukemorales

3 years ago

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Nate Berkopec @nateberkopec

3 years ago

grep, but it searches all 50 places your company documents things

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Thom Hartmann @Thom_Hartmann

3 years ago

I’m getting so tired of this lie which I’ve heard at least seven times just this morning. Heard it on NPR this morning, just again on CNN. “America is a 50-50 country.” Not even remotely true. Only the Senate is 50-50, & that’s because California only has two senators & DC none.

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Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd

3 years ago

My 55 yo friend who is having postmenopausal bleeding just called me from CVS in TX bc they refused to fill her Rx for misoprostol (used to open the cervix) bc she couldn’t prove she wasn’t having an abortion. She is having surgery in 2 days. This is what total abortion bans do.

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Adam Jacob @adamhjk

3 years ago

Don’t listen to this shit. Just use tailwind.

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

3 years ago

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

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Carl Nasman @CarlNasman

3 years ago

“It’s just summer.” 🙄

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Thom Hartmann @Thom_Hartmann

3 years ago

1/ Dear Republicans: We Tried Your Way and It Does Not Work (a thread):

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Thom Hartmann @Thom_Hartmann

3 years ago

59/ Or even whatever they’re calling “faith” these days, be it the death penalty, forcing raped women to give birth at the barrel of a gun, or burning books.