nito @eelmefr

petrol-head wannabe /Menengai oilers🏉❤️/ occasional biker magizani tu Joined October 2018

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DRAIN THE SWAMP! @nickmuthumbi

21 hours ago

“Dad, how did you meet mom?” I paid her fare because her then man wouldn’t.

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PHABO 🧸 @whoisphabo

a week ago

If weed damages ya short term memory imagine what weed can do.

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The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays

a week ago

This Mzee is fire!!!

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The Instigator @Am_Blujay

2 weeks ago

The crack they smoked in the 80s was strong 💪 wait for the guy 😂

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Ari @ari4pf

2 weeks ago

Just remembered this clip😂😂😂 https://t.co/zjYidArbtr

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You see? You are as predictable as harambee stars scores when Matasi was the goal keeper . Akili hakuna any But i accept your generous offer. My DNA will cost 30k. Sasa na mimi for your kind gesture,I will also pay for a postmortum,to prove that DCI didn’t kill your unborn…

Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_

4 weeks ago

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Njoki Ndung'u @Iamnjoki

2 months ago

I couldn’t have picked a worse day to come back to this app ! Yani thé change we want will never come & this breaks my heart. And all of you hiding in the matatu culture fackyu , umbwa , jidishi. You are all the same dimwits that voted by saying he’s God chose & ameokoka !

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Miracle Mudeyi @MiracleMudeyi

2 months ago

If you're a young Kenyan who rolled up to George Ruto’s matatu launch, f*ck you from the bottom of my heart.

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Maina Murumba @murumba_

2 months ago

I couldn’t speak for the first 6 years of my life and doctors said it was a permanent condition. I had already gotten used to sign language. One day I was fighting outside with my brother and he punched me in the stomach and I shouted: ruto must go! Doctors were in shock.

Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic

5 months ago

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Wangari Mwenda @________ClaireW

3 months ago

I made a website that sends your live location to your contacts of choice once the panic button is pressed. For Maandamano, for your loved one’s. #AlbertOjwang #June25th

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Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA

2 months ago

The government wants you to be afraid It's all they are banking on, if it fails Ruto runs away from Kenya Police coming to neighborhoods and shooting randomly shouts fear, not courage, it was used by Moi in Mathare slums for 20yrs, it failed #77sirininumbers #SiriNiNumbers

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Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu

2 months ago

Kibaki failed by not prosecuting Moi & his cabal, and it sent a message that there is assumed immunity after leaving office. The next president must take all their passports (plus family) first and make sure they are stripped of their ill gotten wealth before they are jailed.

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Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA

2 months ago

Today was a battle between A students and D- students Guess who's in the cold #SiriNiNumbers #77NiNumbers

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wanjiru @Wanjiru2027

2 months ago

Weeh hata scouts can do better😂😂

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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity

2 months ago

If they silence one of us, they can silence all of us. Ndiangui Kinyagia spoke for Kenyans ;now he's abducted, possibly tortured, and no one is speaking for him His whereabouts are unknown. Use your phone now TWEET, SHARE, SPEAK 4 him Let the regime know we won't be quiet 🇰🇪

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i.c.e._q.u.e.e.n._ @_Ice_Queen_001

2 months ago

Day 3 of protests and the people of Togo have run down the police's supply of teargas...the cops are now throwing stones at them. Power to the people of Togo 🇹🇬✊🏽

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Robert Greene @RobertGreene

2 months ago

The goal of apprenticeship is not money, a good position, a title, or a diploma, but rather the transformation of your mind and character.

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MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__

2 months ago

You're the human definition of wasted potential wrapped in misplaced confidence. The only thing more disappointing than ur opinions is the fact that U think they matter. You're not the standard. You're not even the baseline. You're background noise in a moment far too big for U.