furiousluddite @furiousluddite
I've never had an original thought in my life, including this one. Joined December 2019-
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The issue of respectability in dress, and what constitutes "proper" attire in public, has raged for as long as people have worn clothes. People who take this position fail to recognize that their own clothes were once the "yoga pants" of their day. I will run through examples 🧵
The issue of respectability in dress, and what constitutes "proper" attire in public, has raged for as long as people have worn clothes. People who take this position fail to recognize that their own clothes were once the "yoga pants" of their day. I will run through examples 🧵
Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole
(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video. Well, I have good news.
Dear Teachers, As some of you may know, if you have any students in your class who identify as Christian, they may ask to be excused from school to observe the Christian holiday of “Christmas,” more popularly referred to as Yom Christmas or Nittel. 1/x
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE
Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance
To everyone who was so bothered by my support for #JordanGray and her stripping off on live tv that they needed to let me know. (Everyone else don't bother - you're already living in the 21st century):
THREAD: A tale in two tweets and one FCC chairman
thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
Okay folks buckle the fuck up because I have some more news about Liz Truss’ possible d/s relationship and her use of the day collar and I have to say I’m a true believer. Credit to @enemyofentropy for the following screenshots and @AliceAvizandum for inspiring them.
Man made of chainsaws. Hm.
one mp said to me last night
Saw this post in the Miami Reddit asking what the “Real Miami” experience is like and the top reply is absolutely amazing #Miami
1/ What is the price of defeat? Few episodes in the Ukraine war illustrate this more vividly than the five-month battle for the village of Dovhenke, an episode which likely cost hundreds of lives but was entirely futile for Russia. A 🧵.
The Tripitaka Koreana - carved on 81258 woodblocks in the 13th century - is the most successful large data transfer over time yet achieved by humankind. 52 million characters of information, transmitted over nearly 8 centuries with zero data loss - an unequalled achievement. 1/
Celtic fans sing "if you hate the Royal Family clap your hands" over a one minute applause for the Queen..
Tilda @Ryteste168133
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Anna @DistractedAnna
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toya 👻🚀 @astrotoya
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Manual Of Medicine @ManualOMedicine
225K Followers 16K Following Creating and sharing pictures, infographics, diagrams etc. in the field of medicine. #foamed #meded #medtwitter
momodou secka @momodousecka5
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nobody @srsrobin
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Pavel Podvig @russianforces
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The Problem With Jon ... @TheProblem
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Michael Kofman @KofmanMichael
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Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec
159K Followers 27 Following founder, @CivRightsCorps civil rights lawyer author of usual cruelty (2019) and copaganda (2025) views here are my own, not civil rights corps
OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
1.1M Followers 868 Following PAI enjoyer, OSINT guy @hntrbrkmedia, my views/freezing cold takes are my own. For full disclosures, visit https://t.co/JOtQx4pI3e.
Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU
2.2M Followers 77 Following Official page of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine 🇺🇦 Minister: @Denys_Shmyhal
shoshana || שושנ�... @TheTonightSho
15K Followers 483 Following i teach, i write, i watch tv, i’m jewish 🏳️🌈 (she/her) “it's like if eliyahu did insta” -elissa goldstein
cats being weird litt... @weirdlilguys
2.0M Followers 43 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Very Finnish Problems @VFinnishProbs
120K Followers 405 Following By @joelwillans 🇬🇧 Brit-in-Helsinki author 🇫🇮 💙 1.3M VFP fans on all socials 📧 [email protected] 4 collabs 😍 Coffee, cake, karate🥋+ #ITFC 🚜
WarTranslated @wartranslated
695K Followers 929 Following 🇪🇪 Estonian-born blogger | https://t.co/olceNoeCxI | https://t.co/JckIQOdLob
ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki
233K Followers 352 Following Independent military history author and researcher. Coffee tips are appreciated! https://t.co/t1EjNrIZ2c Now also at https://t.co/4qGQ2ffHJJ
Well There's Your Pro... @wtyppod
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JOLLY J 2.0 ✨ (back... @Powerful_Imgs
114K Followers 242 Following gamer • editor • dc/marvel • cinephile main account: @dynamosuperx
Technical Gunner's Ma... @ArmyStrang
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animals going goblin ... @mischiefanimals
1.3M Followers 489 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
star 💫 @stxrinsky
2.0M Followers 55 Following one and only | turn on post notifications for a follow back
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
184K Followers 3K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Wonii 🐛 @woniiwasp
341 Followers 157 Following Your local denser-than-lead wasp vtuber | Any pronouns | icon @gaxpiie | model by me! face textures by @antariri_
crazy ass moments in ... @ampol_moment
400K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
Batshit Australia @batshit_auspol
62K Followers 114 Following Wild updates from down under. Smash follow 💥 https://t.co/GpQZtHkCnQ
Daniel Berehulak @berehulak
10K Followers 4K Following Staff Photographer for The New York Times @nytimes
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
192K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
US Consumer Product S... @USCPSC
154K Followers 3K Following Standing for safety since 1972. Recalls, safety alerts and data. RTs, follows are not endorsements. Official account of U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
Yeshiva Har Torah @HarTorah
5K Followers 149 Following We’re a Modern Orthodox elementary school serving LI and Queens. Our Head of School isn’t on Twitter. He doesn’t need to know about this.
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
874K Followers 84 Following celebrating wins, wholesome, funny, and girly things :) waking up every day is a win, be proud of yourself 🫶
wtf renaissance @WtfRenaissance
39K Followers 40 Following Where would our literary culture be without @wtfrenaissance? - New York Times. Parody masterpieces - HuffPo. Written by @angemaryclaire
Hypothetical Inspirat... @Hypo_Inspo
481 Followers 90 Following A bot who bounces between inspiration and nonsense. Tech: GPT2 trained on ~900 TED Talk transcripts. Prompts, code, and tweet approval by @jeffemtman.
Malcolm Needs FBBTS @MalcolmNeeds54
4K Followers 5K Following Ex-Blood Group Serologist who loves rugby union, test cricket, wine, history, wildlife, classical music, but mostly my wife and son. ALL VIEWS ARE MY OWN.
A Crime a Day @CrimeADay
143K Followers 14 Following In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.
The British History P... @BritishPodcast
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Bad Ethics Takes @BadEthicsTakes
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Bad Medical Takes @BadMedicalTakes
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Modern 🇮🇱 Talmu... @ModernTalmud
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Dr Karl @DoctorKarl
320K Followers 112 Following Dr Karl Kruszelnicki ~ an answer looking for a question. I do not endorse any commercial products.
rogueclassicist ~ dav... @rogueclassicist
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Kenneth E. Remy, MD, ... @DrKenRemy1
2K Followers 848 Following Adult/Pediatric Critical Care Physician-Scientist. Associate Professor of Internal Medicine & Pediatrics FMR City Councilman City of Wildwood MO. tweets my own
Internet of Shit @internetofshit
406K Followers 236 Following screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected]
Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek
396K Followers 188 Following Emmy® Award-winning comedy. Follow us on Tweeters. Stream all episodes on @cbcgem.
In the Dark @InTheDarkTNY
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US HCWs Lost to Covid... @CTZebra
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Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie
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Willy Kemp @WKemp_MT_FPDoc
6K Followers 4K Following Forensic pathologist from Montana with PhD in anthro who loves teaching. On lighter side, I drive Prius, listening to Iron Maiden. Other account: @WKemp_MT_4N6
Shiv Ramdas Buk Riter @nameshiv
60K Followers 2K Following Storyteller. Ignyte, Nebula, Hugo finalist. Work in @strangehorizons, @Slate, @LightspeedMag etc. https://t.co/xqnEcDvKdR
Médecin Légiste �... @MLegiste
2K Followers 2K Following Ken Obenson. Forensic Pathologist, Dalhousie U. in Saint John, NB. Alum - CHU Yaoundé, UNILAG, St. Finbarr's & Sasse. Aikidoka, He/him/his- Let them 🏳️🌈 be!Trends for United States
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