✨salty toad✨ @garbagecat_
she/her • just a salty toad hurdling thru the space time continuum Joined January 2012-
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this is how you know women are fed up with men the girlies in the audience just knew how to complete that sentence unprompted #SNL
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parker posey simply needs to be brought back for the next season idc how #thewhitelotus
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That's Jacob from Abbott Elementary
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reverse queer eye where five women teach a gay guy how to be kind
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you get wronged by ONE irish man and…
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she’s driving a beat up old car he definitely gave her the stripper storyline she should be in fashion school not this
she’s driving a beat up old car he definitely gave her the stripper storyline she should be in fashion school not this https://t.co/fuIWl0WmDS
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If I send you this it means you can't stop my happiness cause I like the way I am and you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas Ham.
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they would have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher
they would have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher
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LOL Keke Palmer and Colman Domingo asked every celeb to take a drink if they ever appeared on Law & Order, and practically the entire SAG audience had to take a sip lol
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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school
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Going on a plane tomorrow
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If ANYTHING shows the importance for DEI, it should be this new season of #LoveIsBlind. Because there’s no way you’re casting these 5 men on the same show, giving them all a large amount of camera time, & expecting me to know the difference.
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we should become worse
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It's a tough call. They're so different. #LoveIsBlind
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This damn anglerfish has this empath in a chokehold 😭
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