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One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
just watch baseball. this is what baseball is and why it exists
John Calipari: *exists* Schools no one has heard of:
me on LinkedIn applying to be shohei ohtani’s next interpreter after downloading rosetta stone 30 minutes ago
just one more jira ticket just one more confluence page just one more doc just one more sync meeting just one more alignment just one more bro i swear we will be aligned and synced just one more please bro
Arrested Development cutaway image gag
america is so unserious because why tf is druski on national news
america is so unserious because why tf is druski on national news
AI is like reverse Hitler to me cause we keep waiting on it to kill everybody but it won't stop making art
getting a question wrong at trivia and faking a hamstring pull
biggest game of the year for both the chiefs and the 49ers
I could name so many running backs sitting on one of these stools
I’m sorry but this is fucking incredible
I’m sorry but this is fucking incredible
My face as I step into the liquor store at exactly 5:01 PM on Friday to purchase a 24 pack of Miller High Life’s
asking me if i have time to “hop on a call” is the Same thing as punching me in the head 1000000000 times
Me in my underwear retrieving a $17 bagel from a delivery man who just rode his e-bike through a monsoon
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@dirtbagqueer (In the tone of a senator down in the polls 10 points) MINA: I HATE TO TWEET THIS AT YOU AGAIN BUT WE LIVE IN DESPERATE TIMES. MY PU—
you know your packaging was a problem when your announcement on tiktok that you changed it gets over 2m views
Yall don’t understand how genius the structure of Boom Boom Pow is like the whole track is just the four peas describing the beat will I am made and how sick it is while teasing very sparse elements of it but not actually revealing the boom boom pow until Fergie gives the signal
This could be anyone
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
You can literally pick any of the CIA's greatest hits and explain it word for word without exaggeration and sound like the most unhinged conspiracy theorist alive.
Bee Guy was absolutely living for this.
@Dbacks According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow,…
What is going on over there
“Tone, we’re making a killing at Dave & Busters tonight. There’s a kid down here who’s must be the Wayne fuckin’ Gretzky of air hockey, this prick don’t lose, T. I’ve been gettin’ action on his games all night, it’s a sure fuckin’ thing hehehe”
Dave & Busters plans to allow players 18 year and older to gamblе on arcade games
captioning a photo of 3 people in 2023: boygenius captioning a photo of 3 people in 2024: 3 tickets to challengers please
this is Mr Peanutbutter and Diane
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jason Adam Katzenstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/hrPq8Xh
Ovo 40 just be chillin and every few months a new nigga reminds him he doesn’t have long to live
A friend of mine took her dog to the Mariners Bark in the Park thing and inadvertently made a great meme for Seattle baseball fans
Do you know how insane a conversation has to be to make Kamala seem like the normal one
Medieval peasant ass dog