RIP to the phonebox on Brownedge Road #LostockHall 📞💀 Gone but not forgotten. It finally made that call to the afterlife!

Bring your elderly relatives to the lovely #LostockHall duck* pond. They can have fun feeling the aquatic life. *no ducks seen since we introduced the crocodiles.

#LostockHall's play area and cholera burial ground has been really busy today with young and old alike enjoying the mild weather...

@Lostock_HallJFC @JnrLancs @southribblebc Well done 👏 #LostockHall

Don’t forget to validate your parking ticket with Eugene when you’re leaving #LostockHall Tardy Gate car park, a scream from him would make your limbs go numb. Please don’t do that, he likes it.

It's that time of year when your thoughts turn to a Summer getaway in #LostockHall The Sunshine Hotel is only a few streets away Our hotel features minimal surveillance, running water (bring a bucket) a flushing toilet. We offer a mandatory restful experience

Live Music, sunshine and beer. Join us at #LostockHall #LostFest

Drinkypoos are cut price - now till 2pm at #LostockHall #LostFest

Join us at #LostockHall #lostfest today. Wateringpool Lane.

A reminder. Only officially sanctioned pleasure zones, such as this one behind the shops in #Lostockhall, will be tolerated. Please put the mattress back as you found it when you have finished.

Remember.... Smile. You are in #LostockHall

Dave the #LostockHall postman apologises to housewives for the slight delay in his @RoyalMail special deliveries today on account of all the blood rushing from his head making him woozy, having met Janice from number 29 for the first time today.

Who knew you could buy boneless bananas. Now available at #LostockHall Spar

#LostockHall new adventure playground awaits you...

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#LostockHall plumbing. No job to big or too small.

This bank holiday will see the welcome return of the childrens Boring Disco in #LostockHall Library. DJ Noreen will be playing a selection of rousing tub thumpers from her collection. Her playlist will include, a flea asleep on a fox, two leaves falling & a lark in the woods.

At #LostockHall hospital patients have a wide choice of bedpan colour in which to deposit their stool. Try to match the colour of pan to your outpouring

In #LostockHall there is now a support and help group for people suffering basophobia. Meeting by the trees at the Tardy Gate recreation ground. Bring your own ladder

Visitors to #LostockHall are advised that the carnivorous plants in the Tardy Gate park are now in bloom. Approach only if experienced and please only feed them Kebabs from the Turkish Kebab House. Not small children as these cause excessive flatulence.

This Springtime, why not enjoy the #LostockHall view bench. Take a quiet moment of reflection to admire natures bounty.