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There's something hard for us, children of the colonised, to articulate because the world is upside down. Europe and its descendants, can't differentiate between principle and episode. This is why Germany (and much of Europe) is doomed to be genocidal. Here is what I mean. 🧵
It finally happened. My neighbor approached me in the hall because she’s concerned my boyfriend is abusive. I let her know that when she hears me say, “Stop it, Oscar! That hurts!” I’m actually talking to my cat. I have an abusive cat.
I captured #Saturn about 30 minutes before sunset. C9.25 - 2 x barlow - ZWO ASI224mc #Astrophotography
With the new Twitter Blue “suppress your tweet unless you pay $8” feature rolling out tomorrow, I HIGHLY recommend making lists of your fave writers, artists, indie sources, etc (perhaps a lists for different types of creators) so that you don’t lose them
For Cassius. My @smh cartoon.
I AM FUCKING SCREAMING!!!! DAVID TENNANT IS BACK! #doctorwho
Spectacular time lapse of the the Eurasian blue tit (Cyanistes caeruleus), From finding and inspecting her new home to raising a family
The story of Sarina Esmailzadeh reached me this morning, I'm somewhat at a loss for words. We talk about freedoms with no understanding of what it means to pay the ultimate price in fighting for it. This brave girl was only 16 years in the world...
The story of Sarina Esmailzadeh reached me this morning, I'm somewhat at a loss for words. We talk about freedoms with no understanding of what it means to pay the ultimate price in fighting for it. This brave girl was only 16 years in the world...
That's a MOON of Jupiter. Making an eclipse. On Jupiter. That I'm capturing "from space" 367 MILLION miles away. How could someone NOT become absolutely addicted to this hobby?
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
**Victorian Optus customers** If you need to replace your licence you can now do that free of charge - the info you need is here: vicroads.vic.gov.au/optusbreach The State Government will cover the cost of the replacement and charge this back to Optus.
Go home Jupiter, you're drunk @physicsJ
my family was just forced to vote at gunpoint in russian cosplay of a “referendum” in southern ukraine: - they come to your house - you have to openly tick the box for being annexed by russia (or for staying with ukraine if you feel suicidal) - all while armed gunmen watch you
Big fan of the rare Pallas' Cat who manages to perfectly sum up all 4 of my major moods.
me trying anything
Mother: This is the last time I show you how to go down.. Son:
It's the video you've been waiting to see. Healesville Sanctuary’s adorable baby Tree-kangaroo, Ori, is out of the pouch 🧡
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HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.
Honestly @macklemore’s “Hind’s Hall” is the most Rage Against The Machine song since Rage Against The Machine.
I'm 55. My divorced straight women friends would rather eat flaming turds than get into a relationship with a man again. My divorced straight male friends are desperate to find another wife. With time comes wisdom. Women realize men are overrated, men realize...they're overrated.
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New bean dad just dropped
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
You've all seen Walk of Shame, But have you ever seen Walk Of Pride?
@kendallybrown Best response
"The voters have spoken... but Rishi Sunak doesn't like what they're saying so he's ignoring them and staying put" #LocalElections
Karen Middleton has written a very balanced and slightly heartbreaking article on the incident-that-shall-not-be-named. theguardian.com/australia-news…
I have a very bad joke! How do you get journalists to shut the fuck up for once? Kill 14,000 children in Palestine
We interrupt your scrolling to bring you the best riverdancer in town. 13/10
So this just happened: My doorbell rang. I opened the door to find one of the men (half my age) who delivered my furniture last week standing there saying, "I stopped to say hello & tell you how beautiful you are." Next time I buy furniture I'm requesting it be delivered by bears
An update on little Billy. He’s had his operation on his eyes. It’s been a very good success so far. He looks tired as he is adjusting to his new eyesight…. (1/4) 🧵
Uh-oh.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
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This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars