i-z-z-y @izzyblakeh

hi NY | FL Joined November 2011

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Keara Sullivan @superkeara

2 years ago

Me looking at the flight attendant while she passes out snacks so she sees I’m awake and doesn’t forget to give me a little bag of pretzels

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Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel

2 years ago

me if a bagel and cream cheese were on the submarine

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Matt. @MattTheBrand

3 years ago

“slut era” i say to myself as i sit motionless in my apartment for the 300th night in a row

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

3 years ago

Girl who starts acting weird bc she’s nervous that she is acting weird

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helena riley @freshhel

3 years ago

Megan fox being publicly corny about her break up is really comforting i feel like I just got tucked into bed

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gabbi @gabbi_thoughts

4 years ago

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market

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Matt. @MattTheBrand

4 years ago

me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259

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George Civeris @georgeciveris

4 years ago

Reject modernity, embrace tradition.

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niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii

4 years ago

worst thing you could do around me is stink, I will never forget who stink

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kayy 💋 @DearSpecialk

4 years ago

One thing about me I’m never bitter! A situation may hurt me & I may lash out, but once it’s done, it’s done & I’m cool off it & you.

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SZA @sza

4 years ago

Sometimes asking questions is disrespectful to ur own intuition. You know wtf goin on . Now act accordingly

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wiLL @willfulchaos

4 years ago

the necklace Troy gave Gabriella

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FINNEAS @finneas

4 years ago

A funeral but the person isn’t dead and you all just get together and talk about everything they’ve done that annoyed you

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The #BIC EZ Reach lighter is great. Its 1.45-inch wand lights candles, grills, and more! My friend @SnoopDogg also approves. Head to bit.ly/2POwnpt to shop and stay tuned for lighters I designed - available this summer. @BICGroup #ad #BIClighters #BICezreach

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nathan zed @NathanZed

5 years ago

she said rip to ur grandma but im different

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian

5 years ago

she said rip to ur grandma but im different

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

5 years ago

*googles is eye bleeding a symptom of coronavirus no reason just curious*

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Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau

8 years ago

are u pregnant or not

Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner

8 years ago

are u pregnant or not

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Bradley Hindsman @BradleyHindsman

8 years ago

Picture this: It’s 2017. You just got destroyed by every single one of your Final exams you thought you were prepared for. While you’re studying 16 hours a day for nothing, there’s a guy making millions of dollars by saying “Gucci gang” over and over again. Life is not good.