Jade @jaaderbug
Fort Collins, CO Joined September 2014-
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I’ve watched this at least 50 times since it got sent to me. The “striking out Timothée Chalamet” guy actually doesn’t miss.
it's kinda sweet how you only get one life and you can just totally fuck it up in the first quarter and then you get to sit and take the L for 60 years haha
“you think you can do these things, BUT YOU JUST CAN’T NEMO”
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite three men who you believe might be your father to your destination wedding in Greece without telling anyone.
"who raised you?" um yahoo answers next question
I fear I’ll go the rest of my life never knowing if a singular dried bay leaf does literally anything to benefit a soup or sauce
Tbh it’s wild to me how we even figured out how to transfer sound onto physical things
Where’s my juul: a thread
checking in on your friends
Thinking about how everyone’s pets are getting used to them being home all the time, so now they’ll be super confused and lonely when life returns back to normal
I’m a tweeter and deleter cause sometimes I be saying some crazy shit and after a couple seconds that’s just not who I am anymore.

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