james @jamesomething

💭🔭🚀🎼📼🚜🌚🔊 Melbourne, not Florida. Joined December 2008

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a year ago

I tuck my shirt into my jeans to watch Seinfeld.

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The owners of our local restaurant do not sell alcoho but they do allow you to bring your own and don't charge corkage. We don't drink either so, to save on their soft drink prices, we smuggle in soft drinks in wine bottles

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 years ago

I'm a successful session bass player who has played on a number of tracks for several famous artists. I took up bass to stop my mum constantly making me play my guitar at every family function as a teen, so lots of very famous bass lines would be lost if it was not for my mum.

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Russians With Attitude @RWApodcast

2 years ago

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fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart

2 years ago

time to find out whether i was smiled upon by god or the devil

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Phillip Adams @PhillipAdams_1

2 years ago

Best edition of Antiques Roadshow for ages

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elliott @elliottgray

3 years ago

this is the future of esports

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AEC ✏️ @AusElectoralCom

3 years ago

democracy

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Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare

3 years ago

i will restart the entire song if u talk over my favorite part

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AJ @ajdeluxe_

3 years ago

i'm a stomach sleeper and i want my funeral to reflect that

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Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright

3 years ago

Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.

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cats with powerful aura @PowerfulAuraX

3 years ago

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Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd

3 years ago

I have never met Dave Chappelle at all because I am in Canada

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Michael Caine @themichaelcaine

3 years ago

Hello! Hello!

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Michael Caine @themichaelcaine

3 years ago

Hello!

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APStylebook @APStylebook

4 years ago

The spelling Kyiv is AP style for the capital of Ukraine, in line with the Ukrainian government’s preferred transliteration to English and increasing usage. The style for the food dish remains chicken Kiev.