Joe @joe5510

Roll Tide, Supporter of sanity and reason, Open 24 hours Joined April 2012

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

6 months ago

“I will immediately release the Epstein files.” “Thanks for electing/appointing me, Epstein file release imminent.” “Hold on just a minute I need to review them.” “Thank you for your patience. BOMBSHELL just around the corner once I get through this stack on my desk.”…

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Epic Movie Quotes @MovieQuoted

13 years ago

No more shines. Maybe you didnt hear about it, youve been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I dont shine shoes anymore

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Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_

9 months ago

driving through new jersey

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Karol Markowicz @karol

a year ago

A judge had to tell UCLA that Jewish students can’t be blocked from attending classes. In America in 2024.

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

a year ago

A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast

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Jordan Gibbs @SiberiaMachines

a year ago

RIP to the legendary #ShannenDoherty. I was a little young for the Beverly Hills: 90210 era but still appreciated this little joke @ThatKevinSmith threw into Mallrats. She will be missed by all fans of the Viewaskewniverse 😢

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

a year ago

Many people are saying my last week on Twitter has been the greatest week in the history of this app. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. A 🧵

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

a year ago

“I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don’t shine shoes anymore.” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/products/dont-…

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

2 years ago

And now let’s go to Roger Maltbie over at the 17th hole where it appears the Allman Brothers are in the hazard and waiting for a USGA rules official …

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TMZ @TMZ

2 years ago

'The Sopranos' Diner Booth From Finale Sells For Over $82,000 | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/ZNwzZ8t

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Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins

2 years ago

This season of True Detective has reaffirmed one thing for me…I am way too soft to ever live in Alaska

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Historic Vids @historyinmemes

2 years ago

One of the best shots in live TV history

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Ascot Friday @Ascot_Friday

2 years ago

In the end, it was our center who was the worst Naysayer.

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Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman

2 years ago

Who is most likely to take the bait? It’s a question I get asked a lot, so here goes: Self-importance - this is EASILY the trait that has the strongest correlation to taking the bait. People who take themselves seriously simply cannot resist the urge to tell someone else they…

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Ben Flanagan @ThisBenFlanagan

2 years ago

30 years ago tonight, I saw my first concert: Nirvana (and The Breeders) at Boutwell Auditorium in Birmingham. al.com/life/2020/12/n…

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CBS Sports @CBSSports

2 years ago

Just one of the craziest finishes you will EVER see.

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Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses

2 years ago

If #Iowa football doesn’t improve, this guy is going to have to spend Saturdays with his wife. We can’t have that!

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Adam Kramer @KegsnEggs

2 years ago

"I'd like to know where Lou Holtz is right now" is one of the strangest callouts ever. The more I think about this, the more hilarious it gets.

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Neil W. Blackmon @nwblackmon

2 years ago

One of the best days of the year down south is the first cool morning where the vise grip of summer breaks. The cold air feels like a hug from an old friend and you can breathe again. 55 in Charlotte this morning and glorious.