sylvia💗 @jooniess3

Joined April 2020

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mau @rllydu

2 days ago

things in my circus: - my monkeys - a tamed lion that does not concern himself - an elephant in the room - 1 clown (me)

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ً @soyaranoor

5 days ago

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok yeah this is a birthday

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luci @lucirules

5 days ago

guys how do i get a better job

luci @lucirules

9 months ago

guys how do i get a better job

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Lauren @laurennnn0607

6 days ago

My friend said she was putting together a ‘little grazing board’ for us last night. Turned up to this:

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meow @skitzocat

a week ago

source??? pattern recognition

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jynx @jynxbby

7 days ago

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

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Renike @iamrenike

a week ago

I have encountered different types of people in my life, but never the blessings police.

. @Dboysback65

a week ago

I have encountered different types of people in my life, but never the blessings police.

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8 @junekms

2 weeks ago

How i be on phone calls with my fav people after claiming i hate calls

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indy of the rotund table @therotundtable

2 weeks ago

just discovered most people are not tired all the time and can achieve multiple things in one day… hmmm upsettting

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Rainaa @rainaarants

2 weeks ago

I honestly hate that we've normalized the idea that all opinions are valid. I think we should get back to telling ppl that they are ill informed & ignorant.

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Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee

3 weeks ago

Me figuring out the sun position before sitting in a matatu

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Farhiya✨ @farhiiiyaaa___

3 weeks ago

I would be so offended if I died and then someone came and said, "Don't cry, guys! She would want us to stay strong." No, I wouldn't. Lieni hadi mtapike. Show me some respect, you only die once.

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Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx

3 weeks ago

Girl. You spit her out.

cas @casjerome

5 months ago

Girl. You spit her out.

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Farhiya✨ @farhiiiyaaa___

3 weeks ago

Spending a huge chunk of your life being against gun control and then dying by getting shot is crazy irony. It's like if Oscar Sudi was killed by a book.

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Mateli🧛🏽‍♂️ @ma_teli

3 weeks ago

TL of doom and despair💔

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Njeri Wa Migwi™ @NjeriWaMigwi

3 weeks ago

Dear Universe.

Pop Base @PopBase

3 weeks ago

Dear Universe.

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yappathon🗣️ @BusisiweMotha_

4 weeks ago

i’m super proud of my drunk state - ive never lost a phone , keys or anything of grave importance. just my dignity and the respect of my peers but thats normal 👍🏾😭