bbegay @josharft5

How many toads could kill a man? 🏳️‍🌈/26 I don't use this much Florida, USA Joined January 2016

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Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact

3 years ago

✨Day 5✨ Commemoration of Version 3.4 Update! #GenshinImpact Twitter Event - Set 3 How to Participate: ① Follow @GenshinImpact ② Retweet this post And you can instantly receive the event results! Event Rules: hoyo.link/9fhkBBAd #FollowGenshinImpact

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Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders

7 years ago

i'm: ⚪ gay ⚪ straight ⚪ bisexual 🔘 just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

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IG: TheFineVegan @charlie_forlove

7 years ago

White ppl dead ass came to America as immigrants... claimed land for they own and murdered tons of native people, and then some how brainwashed themselves to forgetting that they are immigrants, and now they have a huge problem with immigrants coming to America???

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Beer Pressure @beerpressureco

7 years ago

"What's your GPA?"

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Daniel Howell @danielhowell

8 years ago

seeing people leave their phones unlocked on full brightness makes my back sweat

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Beer Pressure @beerpressureco

8 years ago

Friend: “When do you usually go to bed?” Me: “Oh usually by 11 sometimes 4”

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Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck

8 years ago

Find that one mirror that makes you look skinny and never let that mirror go.

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Beer Pressure @beerpressureco

8 years ago

High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

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sammy @ColIegeStudent

8 years ago

Professor: Last minute cramming will not work for this exam! Me: Well it's gonna have to.

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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker

8 years ago

“Keep politics out of music” is a fun way to say, “I want to benefit from your experiences without having to consider the tragedy behind how you got them.”

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Dylan Fabas @fabasaurusrex

8 years ago

Today a customer came up to me, stared into my eyes and asked me if I was gay. I answered “yes” (duh) and she responded: “okay, good, because all my gay friends own that exact same shirt and I wanted to test my theory.” Y’all when I tell you I almost SCREAMED !!!

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Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders

8 years ago

Guess who has two thumbs and was feeling a song so much while running that he just danced and twirled around a street lamp? Well, Gene Kelly... but also THIS GUY!! 👍👍