Jsal @jsalgueir0

Joined February 2015

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one bailey after another @Baileymoon15

4 years ago

me when the temperature drops below 60°

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The New York Times @nytimes

4 years ago

Americans have been hearing for months about the frightening rise of the Delta variant. But the virus is not the root cause of surging infection rates in parts of the country. Vaccine refusal and hesitancy are to blame. nyti.ms/2VdWmsv

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kelly 🧩 @slimethot

4 years ago

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

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Everything Georgia @GAFollowers

4 years ago

Governor Kemp has blocked making #Juneteenth a paid holiday for state workers because the state law only allows closures for 12 days in a year. One of those days is Columbus Day.

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Boog @bewgtweets

4 years ago

Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night.

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

5 years ago

me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

5 years ago

Never understood the phrase “I’ll give you something to cry about.” I’ve already found something to cry about. Problem solved, call off the search

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Aisha S. Dickerson, PhD @aisha_dickerson

5 years ago

Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not using Reply All to thank or congratulate one person.

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augusta @philhoedendron

5 years ago

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

Darius, the world’s longest rabbit, has gone missing. The police are appealing for information about the apparent abduction of the heavyweight bunny from his home in a small English village. nyti.ms/3eealon

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

5 years ago

Twitter is dead on the weekends bc everybody would rather waste company time than their own time and I think that’s beautiful

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Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000

5 years ago

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

A Florida woman caught on video intentionally coughing on another shopper at a Pier 1 last summer is facing jail time. nyti.ms/3dPp9cE

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

Breaking News: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Queen Elizabeth II, father of Prince Charles and defender of the monarchy, has died at 99. nyti.ms/3g96taP

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

Wreckage in the Philippine Sea was confirmed by divers last month to be the U.S. Navy destroyer Johnston, which Japanese forces sunk in World War II. At more than four miles underwater, the shipwreck is the deepest ever recorded, the team said. nyti.ms/3wPBV3N

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

Update: The gunman, identified as a former NFL cornerback, was found dead at a nearby home. nyti.ms/3fTt9ve

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

For the first time since Prince died in 2016, his estate will release a complete, never-before-heard album from his vault of leftover music. The politically minded project, “Welcome 2 America,” debuts on July 30. nyti.ms/3wD4EIP

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

Mothers who have received Covid-19 vaccines are able to pass along antibodies to children via breast milk. “I feel like I have this newfound superpower,” said a woman who is sharing her breast milk with five other families. nyti.ms/39WGi37

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The New York Times @nytimes

5 years ago

The death of Alonzo Brooks, whose body was found in a Kansas creek in 2004, has been ruled a homicide, according to a new report by a federal forensic examiner. His story was featured on an episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” on Netflix last year. nyti.ms/3sOfeKJ