Jordan🍍Schools @jschools2
I’m interested in music, sports, etc. Planet Kepler 22-b Joined March 2012-
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it’s insane how close the meteor was to hitting the visitor center
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
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I was too far away from the stage to get any good pictures of Fall Out Boy last night, but someone dropped a pickle on the sidewalk, and I got pictures of that.
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bro at a bar who wants to start shit:
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"You say yes, and you never do it" Mel Brooks on dealing with studio executives...
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wow the pictures out of new york are insane lately
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[Flat-earth expedition log] Day 746: We continue to sail West in search of the edge. Earth is much larger than we believed & surprisingly repetitive. We sailed past another island with huge stone heads on it. That’s the third one so far.
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Taylor Swift fans are so insanely excited at her shows they’re experiencing amnesia and now I’m terrified that I can never know for certain if I’ve been to a Taylor Swift concert.
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If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").
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First it was Xavier, who's next? 👀 Get a clue and catch up on season 1 of #TheAfterparty before season 2 arrives July 12th on Apple TV+.
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Season 2 of #TheAfterparty will premiere on #AppleTVPlus on July 12. This season's cast includes: #TiffanyHaddish #SamRichardson #ZoëChao #ElizabethPerkins #ZachWoods #PaulWalterHauser #PoppyLiu #AnnaKonkle #JackWhitehall #VivianWu #JohnCho #KenJeong
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You ask me for the time and notice my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist, he whispers “12:30” but he’s guesstimating as shrimps usually do
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the two types of wolves that can be inside you..
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first guy to pretend a spoon is a plane: ok, so you know how babies find modes of air travel delicious?
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Season 3. May 12. #TheGreat
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