San Francisco was requiring homeless people to come inside where it is safer. But then last month a judge ordered the city to let people, many of whom are mentally ill and/or addicts, camp on the sidewalks, where they are 3x more likely to die.
Willing to fry the bottoms of my sneakers and run across the goddamn Hibachi grill the second that motherfucker even thinks of making my wife open her mouth for a shrimp.
Fours years ago, I found out over breakfast with my wife that my favorite porn star was dead. Still haven’t recovered. A sobering reminder to tweet the porn stars you love, “Good morning, beautiful” each and every day.
Saturdays used to be cartoons from 7 to 11, pro wrestling till 2, playing outside until 6:05 wrestling, then playing in my room till bed. It wasn't productive but it sure was fun.
I used to crush Coors Lights, blast Korn’s “Blind” live at Woodstock on repeat and not get any pussy and it was the happiest I’ve ever been. As much as I believe pussy is vital to happiness, it can be circumvented with the right amount of Korn & Coors Light.
Willing to bet the taunting rule in the NFL came about after an official was destroyed with a single comment by a pack of teenagers while out with his wife.
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