Keith Jandzinski @keithjandzinski
Tear it all down. Joined October 2012-
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Im drinking sodas you've never even heard of
When it’s still hot at night time I get scared of what I might do. Heat without sun… there are no rules now…
a guy like me could easily excel in the Precambrian period. I enjoy nutrients and regularly seek out heat sources. Not really a big deal
The company IT test phishing email program is unfair. If I click the link, I lose, and I have to take a stupid online class. If I report it, IT loses, but nothing happens to them. It’s time for IT to have some skin in this game. I should be able to punch one of them when I win
i couldn’t get my photo scanner to work so i waited one year to try again and that seems to have done the trick
in honor of jimmy carter’s passing: this picture of him and his wife that made the Bidens look like giants
please be quiet while the council is in session
Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation
Someone once said during the apocalypse they're coming to my house because I know how to garden and I told them we could possibly have a really nice salsa before we all die of starvation
Goochland Restaurant Goochland, VA
Another day in my unemployed life
Our @NASAPersevere Mars rover has found an interesting rock that could be one of the best signs yet that ancient microbial life may have once existed on the Red Planet. However, we'll need to do more research to know for sure: go.nasa.gov/3zZhsiX
i know a block of extra firm tofu be scared as hell to see me coming
Growing up in the American south & seeing the utter decimation this one vine can do leaves such a huge impact on you. It’s like wow. A guy in the 1940s destroyed America’s ecology bc he thought it looked pretty & thought it would help stop erosion. Now there’s no going back.
Growing up in the American south & seeing the utter decimation this one vine can do leaves such a huge impact on you. It’s like wow. A guy in the 1940s destroyed America’s ecology bc he thought it looked pretty & thought it would help stop erosion. Now there’s no going back. https://t.co/dQFNK1ZaXh
One of the funnier worlds I’ve encountered is the “rare houseplant” market where people will sell houseplants for like thousands of dollars. But these plants always plummet in value after like 8 months because people just grow more of them.
Thinking about Delcourts gecko and the fact the only information we have on this thing is everything you see here + dna. That’s it. No historical record by either colonizers or natives. No tag for when the body was brought to the museum. We didn’t even know what island it… 1/2
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