STATLER: why do you think he called it twitter blue?
WALDORF: because his rockets all blue up! ha ha ha ha
ELON: you’ll regret saying that after i’ve given you the worst punishment of all: free memberships to my company
So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.
All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.
Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
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Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
Dear @HMRCgovuk,
Here is a cast-iron case why you should urgently investigate Akshata Murthy’s non-dom tax status. Or, as Rishi Sunak puts it, why you should come at his wife.
Cheers,
CB x
Dear @HMRCgovuk,
Here is a cast-iron case why you should urgently investigate Akshata Murthy’s non-dom tax status. Or, as Rishi Sunak puts it, why you should come at his wife.
Cheers,
CB x
Remember when we all laughed at the most moronic moment of Trump’s presidency: the time he told people to stop testing for COVID in order to stop the COVID numbers going up?
That’s now UK govt. policy.
Well done everyone 😬🔫
Jurgen Klopp has a superb response to the question of footballers (and wider society) being vaccinated, using the analogy of a drunk driver:
"The law is not there to protect me, it’s there for protecting all the other people because I’m drunk or pissed and want to drive a car."
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