Queen of the Waiting Room @lilsuture
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Inbox is full of CDI queries and requests to co-sign notes on patients a doctor has never seen. Every order requires endless clicks. Just accessing a chart requires breaking the glass and acknowledging a sepsis alert or MAR hold. Countless obstacles to close out a chart, yet…
Inbox is full of CDI queries and requests to co-sign notes on patients a doctor has never seen. Every order requires endless clicks. Just accessing a chart requires breaking the glass and acknowledging a sepsis alert or MAR hold. Countless obstacles to close out a chart, yet…
Here’s one of the craziest MRIs I’ve ever seen of an 18-year-old boy who presented with headaches, confusion, and seizures What’s the diagnosis?
ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time
Gonna dress as asymptomatic bacteriuria and scare everyone at the hospital
when you carbonation burp and it seems to come from somewhere deeper, older
When an ER patient says “I would’ve come in sooner but I didn’t wanna bother you guys”, something is really fucking wrong until proven otherwise. Trust me on this one.
I have delivered a few babies in my time, mostly during residency, a few in med school, one as an ER attending and I can tell you it is the most nerve-wracking, stress-inducing thing I have ever done. 1/
I still think it's insane that the flu hijacks your brain and makes you more sociable in the 48 hours before you get sick enough to realize you're infected
Hint: It’s NOT a BuckShot!

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