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Dadstardly @mattjamesshaw

Wonders how kids today declare their undying love for each other without mixed tapes. R.I.P. Memorex gold 90 minutes. This is LA! Joined June 2009
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Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur

3 years ago

@david_j_roth Now he's tanking the site And he's drowning in debt And he's reading the site While his diaper gets wet

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Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit

3 years ago

amirite

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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins

3 years ago

PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY PUBLIC DEFENDER: DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR CHILDREN’S DNA TO A DATABASE! For that matter, this applies to everyone: DO NOT EVER VOLUNTARILY GIVE A DNA SAMPLE.

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TODAY @TODAYshow

3 years ago

PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY PUBLIC DEFENDER: DO NOT PROVIDE YOUR CHILDREN’S DNA TO A DATABASE! For that matter, this applies to everyone: DO NOT EVER VOLUNTARILY GIVE A DNA SAMPLE.

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Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH

3 years ago

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91

3 years ago

Constantly terrified of having the opposite of imposter syndrome where I think I'm doing a great job but am actually so impressively bad that they want to do studies on me.

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Rob @thegallowboob

3 years ago

this guy faked drowning to see his cat's reaction and it went exactly as expected

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Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty

3 years ago

Let me throw a real wrench in the works:

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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat

3 years ago

It's not kindness if you're keeping a ledger.

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Michele Kay @madamcheekylais

3 years ago

@NPR

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Los Angeles Chargers @chargers

3 years ago

1,813 retweets and we’ll recreate this

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Jade says CEASEFIRE NOW!!! @Cocolbert

3 years ago

Starting to think it's a bad idea for Canada to be three corporations in a trench coat

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

3 years ago

"Duct tape, Brian? You thought DUCT TAPE would stop me? I'm a little offended, I thought you had more respect for me than that."

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Dolly Parton @DollyParton

3 years ago

Cheese!

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Icona @iconawrites

3 years ago

“I love you” is good. “This book I read reminded me of you, so I got you a copy” is better.

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A Dad Influence @gbergan

3 years ago

The turn signals on BMWs must be very hard to find.

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🌋 @hum_dunkin

3 years ago

you can moan about americans all you want but imagine there was 350 million australians

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🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin

3 years ago

Oh no! I just realized I forgot to make healthy choices for the past 20 years

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Ashley Docking @SmrtAsh

3 years ago

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Ashley Docking @SmrtAsh

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