ceo of pee @maxfullerr
Austin, TX Joined May 2016-
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In Harris County, Texas we have drive thru voting, vote by mail, and polling locations all over the city. Here MSNBC claims with no evidence that more Democrats would vote in Houston elections if only Harris County wasn’t so suppressed Lib meltdown
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Brought my photon cannon into the bar I’m about to evaporate some motherfuckers
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Jackson Mahomes: Hey, can you bail me out of jail? Patrick Mahomes:
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Men have testicle blowouts and we have to patch our sack and re inflate it just like car tires
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