Cursed Voltaire @mdevoltaire

Rotten academic with the soul of a foppish and bewigged old Enlightenment guy. Sanssouci Joined March 2013

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actually it’s good @yungchomsky

3 days ago

my pussy in bio... something you don’t see as much anymore

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Trill Burr @ReloadedJu

5 days ago

People really just be out here bein whatever dawg, why the fuck are you a white lesbian Muslim cop like you know you not posed to be doin all that

𝖘𝖑𝖎𝖒  @thuggagunner

5 days ago

People really just be out here bein whatever dawg, why the fuck are you a white lesbian Muslim cop like you know you not posed to be doin all that

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xian qing @klarnic_debt

4 days ago

this divinity student at our union town hall is in the zoom chat complaining about "western legalities" like um ya girl it's a contract

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microplastics resonance frequency @DiabolicalSpuds

a week ago

An inherent issue with guns is that huge scared weenies who are terrified of the world love owning them, and that's exactly who shouldn't be trusted with them.

NBC News @NBCNews

a week ago

An inherent issue with guns is that huge scared weenies who are terrified of the world love owning them, and that's exactly who shouldn't be trusted with them.

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Rutherford Bitch Hayes @BussyDynamite

a week ago

Peter Thiel is gonna push him out a window three years from now

Oliver @olivercingl

a week ago

Peter Thiel is gonna push him out a window three years from now

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RobertPlausible @HQuestion2

a week ago

Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into an even larger bag of M&Ms, 2016

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my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum

a week ago

I’m willing to bet that if you somehow perfectly surveyed the unconscious beliefs of all Americans, over 50% of them would internally value the life of a pet dog over that of a service worker

Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE

2 weeks ago

I’m willing to bet that if you somehow perfectly surveyed the unconscious beliefs of all Americans, over 50% of them would internally value the life of a pet dog over that of a service worker

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Tarence Ray @tarenceray

a week ago

Hell yes dude

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mads.👩🏻 @phonyrappers

a week ago

me liking every trump dead tweet on my tl

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Rex is masked and rage farming @TsaiMeLemoni

2 weeks ago

Get used to vomiting and shitting yourself to death I guess

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yolanda fister @yolandafister

2 weeks ago

do you think they still sold the watermelons after bethenny rubbed her low calorie kitty all over them

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James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik

2 weeks ago

Democrats paid $8,000/m for this

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microplastics resonance frequency @DiabolicalSpuds

2 weeks ago

When you ask Americans to imagine a garden

Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc

2 weeks ago

When you ask Americans to imagine a garden

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Amelia Ritthaler @ameliaritt

2 weeks ago

my southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife & then I go see wicked the musical

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I watched more of those “just Israeli things” videos where the lady explains Israeli cultural traditions and one of the examples she gave was a waiter adding random shit to a tab, getting caught, and then being like ah today I am the loser and you are the winner.