Michael Straeuli @mike_straeuli
Attorney by day, gamer by night, full time husband, amateur musician occasionally, positive Arsenal supporter for life and child of God. My views are my own. Johannesburg, South Africa Joined April 2010-
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Vincent, jou onderrok hang uit! The Daily Maverick article of 26 August 2025 reads almost like satire. According to the author, Vincent Cruywagen, we should apparently have invited our attackers for a polite cup of tea to discuss their true motives, and perhaps even asked the…
This is as of now, before the DA has announced their Mayoral candidate or even started campaigning. Should the DA announce Zille as their candidate, it would push this even lower. Worse still for the ANC, the other parties arent on the scene yet. They could drop into the teens.
Looking forward to watching @helenzille discuss her vision for Joburg tonight with @HeidiGiokos. With recent polls putting the DA at 40% and Joburg falling apart it is going to take a visionary to fix it and restore its shine.
It was only ever Arsenal. A boyhood Gooner, our new number 10 – welcome home, Ebere ❤️
I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
President Cyril Ramaphosa says they we must ask why clinics have no medication and taps have run dry. This is a joke of the century!!!
The same ANC that broke it cannot be the ones to fix it. 🇿🇦
The good old days of critical thinking 🤣
Desperate for affirmation; delusional about South Africa’s place in the world; despicable that the ANC thinks it has anything useful to offer the rest of the world while SA is so badly run.
Desperate for affirmation; delusional about South Africa’s place in the world; despicable that the ANC thinks it has anything useful to offer the rest of the world while SA is so badly run.
Heal Sir Matt
Heal Sir Matt https://t.co/jlxo0wg0ix
I was accused of spreading disinformation in Washington and had the full weight of state security weaponised against me. The reality is that it is the Presidency that is guilty of spreading disinformation. For months, the public was led to believe that our government was actively…
I was accused of spreading disinformation in Washington and had the full weight of state security weaponised against me. The reality is that it is the Presidency that is guilty of spreading disinformation. For months, the public was led to believe that our government was actively… https://t.co/diXs2as7vL
Fellow South Africans. We have met to discuss the urgent needs of our people. Coordinated focus. Renewed efforts. Services to our communities. Alleviating poverty. Malfeasance. Concomitant action. We don’t have a clue. Thank you. 🇿🇦
Fellow South Africans. We have met to discuss the urgent needs of our people. Coordinated focus. Renewed efforts. Services to our communities. Alleviating poverty. Malfeasance. Concomitant action. We don’t have a clue. Thank you. 🇿🇦
@CyrilRamaphosa Fat chance. It is known as the party that serves connected cronies, not the people. That is its only purpose.
When the only road sign is the one that warns you about potholes, but no one bothers to fix them…. Take a drive on the R50 between Standerton and Joburg @MbalulaFikile and then reflect on whether your party knows whether to run or ruin a country
"A single factory in Gqeberha, EC, which builds highly sophisticated machinery and software for the automotive industry, has overnight lost contracts worth R750 million due to the US's new import tariffs. Jendamark Automation is one of countless SA enterprises - businesses that…
BREAKING: New police minister Firoz Cachalia says police to be armed with Dettol, cotton buds and a selection of Mother Goose rhymes.
That quote was Orwell’s warning against your side. ‘All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others’ wasn’t a libertarian slogan. It was his satire of collectivists who preach equality, then grab privilege for themselves. You’re the pig, not the farmer.
That quote was Orwell’s warning against your side. ‘All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others’ wasn’t a libertarian slogan. It was his satire of collectivists who preach equality, then grab privilege for themselves. You’re the pig, not the farmer.
BREAKING: Cyril Ramaphosa tells nation Paul Mashatile bought his R30 million Constantia mansion from COVID grant ice cream business.
Blatant theft. The communities won’t have roads nor economic development. But some random connected person got a R200mn+ payday. Free State voted ANC in 2024. They are getting what they voted for. 🤷♂️
Blatant theft. The communities won’t have roads nor economic development. But some random connected person got a R200mn+ payday. Free State voted ANC in 2024. They are getting what they voted for. 🤷♂️

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