mojav™ @mojavify
Joined May 2010-
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Worst urinal design on the planet. It just sprays the shit back at you. FU Dyson.
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A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6
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Relaxing at home.
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
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🔥SAVAGE🔥 Ricky Gervais just gave the best opening speech at the #GoldenGlobes ever. He absolutely DESTROYED Hollywood.
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A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that's the way
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Trump, McGregor, Tony Soprano, Tom Hardy, Michael Douglas and more react to the final episode of Game of Thrones.
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Look closely, you can spot the immediate regret on Sir Richard Branson’s face. #AviationOwner @AviationGin
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Tea isn't bitter when it's out of the cup
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Do you want to know what your name would've been following this rule? 9gag.com/gag/a8oeK8p?re…
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Zlatan er like god som Nicklas Bendtner tror Nicklas Bendtner er.
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Retweet to vote for @BSchweinsteiger as #MUFC's Man of the Match against Wigan.
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Life on Tour #MannequinChallenge
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Hva slags psycho krem jeg kan smøre på leppene som gjør at jeg får lollorama kondis da?
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Football Pundits Jamie Carragher and Rio Ferdinand attempt a conversation
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