FlyingMonkeyUnderpants @monkeyunderoos

this is fucking bullshit dude your mom Joined February 2015

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

2 years ago

@tina76108 EVERYONE WANTS TO BOOP NATURE TILL NATURE BOOPS BACK

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

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Michael Bashir (they/them) @TrekkieRN_NP

3 years ago

What's your favorite thing to steal (theoretically) from the hospital to have at home?? Obviously. Nobody steals from hospitals ever but if you WERE gonna do it what would you take? Things that aren't bolted down or locked in a med drawer or wtvr

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@RichardChoffe @RichardChoffe

3 years ago

@AZ_Brittney #RhondaSantis Queen of the everglades :

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Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch

3 years ago

A man I lived with in prison overdosed on heroin. Using resources available to them, prisoners kept him alive with ice cubes and methamphetamine. A thread.

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Robert Brown @truthtold8

3 years ago

It can’t possibly be just me…

Amaka Ubaka @AmakaUbakaTV

3 years ago

It can’t possibly be just me…

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Brian Goldstein @bgoldst

3 years ago

In memory of Anita Pointer, who passed away on Dec. 31, one of the very best recurring shorts on Sesame Street, made perfect by its Pointer Sisters vocals: youtube.com/watch?v=VOaZba…

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Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson

3 years ago

In 1977, media prophet Marshall McLuhan discussed CIA and FBI surveillance, and then turned it into one of the most mind-bending riffs on identity in the digital age I've ever heard.

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No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist

3 years ago

Telehealth therapy from your childhood home for the last two weeks of December is peak “reporting live from the scene” energy

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Devyn Nixon, NP @DtheNP

3 years ago

Being Black in a predominantly white work environment makes you hypervisible. In my eval, the comment “I don’t see you very much,” was made. Another colleague said, “We don’t want to bug you. It’s helpful if you’re close by.” Y’all. I’m going to do my best to articulate this 1/

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joanna schroeder @iproposethis

3 years ago

This is a message to men in relationships with women Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35 There's something you need to know about your girl:

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Incindery @Incindery1

3 years ago

I’m still in shock we’re doing kids like this. I mean, as soon as I was a mother I understood very clearly & intimately that American society hates children

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg

3 years ago

what the fuck does CVS even stand for

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Rachael Denhollander @R_Denhollander

3 years ago

Once when I was young, around 8 or so, we had a garage sale. My siblings and I were killing time riding our bikes along the sidewalk and this guy stopped in. But he wasn't there to buy anything. He went up to my mom, introduced himself and said he'd stopped because he saw us...