Myron @myronishere

I’m dying to know what’s going to happen with Jake Guentzel.

@Tesla @elonmusk my 4 year old son said your tesla cars are not that advanced until the windshield wipers move back and forth to the beat of the music.

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@elonmusk @neuralink Can your next neuralink product be a cure for the brain:eye neural connection condition known as anisometropic amblyopia? 2% of world population had this vision issue. We would love to see in 3D like the rest of the world.

@survivorcbs You guys should be embarrassed. This show is a joke now. All these quitters is feeble and unfair to some of us that had been wanting to get on the show since the inception. You guys need to learn a thing or two from Survivor Australia - they have far surpassed the USA one.

@survivorcbs You guys have got to control people wanting to quit! It is so unfair to those who didn’t get a chance to play. If they want to quit they shouldn’t be allowed to play!! What kind of game play is this @JeffProbst

A Jiu Jitsu guy with no boxing camp or coach made his debut, never wobbled, never dropped, had no standing 8 count, and rocked you multiple times. If I were Nina, I'd call off the wedding. You achieved nothing in your own sport, MMA next.

Embarrassing

@penguins @kyledubas Can you sign @68Jagr to a 1 day NHL retirement contract, and then do a special pregame warmup 68 jersey with the logo of the penguin with a mullet? I think every fan on earth would buy and be excited for this! @spittinchiclets #JagrMulletMania #PenguinMullet

Wow, I’m glad so many people love Canada too 🤗

Office Space is an awesome movie

Mitchell Hooper just won the 2023 #WorldsStrongestMan! 💪🏼

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Cardano is pretty special. It's almost like a lot of people thought about how to build an excellent staking protocol years ago and made it happen

@juliazukowski @MercyhurstU This fucking piece of shit. His rich ass daddy should buy this woman a replacement and then Carson should work it off. Also, someone should thump him for that. That’s a human being’s mobility. The casual cruelty of it is galling. Also, hockey should wave goodbye to this jerk.

If Jake Paul wins we’ll give one person who likes this tweet a Whopper

Hi folks, I’m afraid it’s time for me to say goodbye. Not just leaving Twitter, but the whole show. I’ve been battling cancer last 2 years, but now only have a few days left now. Thank you wonderful people, I leave this crazy world with much love in my heart ❤️

Alright, I have to go to Florida this weekend so I'm suspending my fast until Monday next week. Three days. Not bad