Mike @nerdmasternyc
Just a dude living, here for memes, comics and buffoonery. Cosmically (un)funny Joined February 2017-
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while our government is touting that vaccines cause autism,,, I don’t wanna get conspiratorial but,,, a nation with for profit health system keeping their citizens sick for profit is not much of a stretch :// curious to see how the US reacts to this but I have my guesses
while our government is touting that vaccines cause autism,,, I don’t wanna get conspiratorial but,,, a nation with for profit health system keeping their citizens sick for profit is not much of a stretch :// curious to see how the US reacts to this but I have my guesses
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Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can’t be hacked from half a world away.
Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can’t be hacked from half a world away.
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The Racism stuff is largely a #whocare in light of the news that a pedophile was allowed to work on a movie with mostly underaged actors, but easily the funniest Lotus Moment was when Konop's Letterboxd leaked and he'd never logged a non-english film or anything before 1970
The Racism stuff is largely a #whocare in light of the news that a pedophile was allowed to work on a movie with mostly underaged actors, but easily the funniest Lotus Moment was when Konop's Letterboxd leaked and he'd never logged a non-english film or anything before 1970
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Jobs are down. Prices are up. Housing is too expensive, and the healthcare system is trash. But, at least we have this! Let them eat cake!
Jobs are down. Prices are up. Housing is too expensive, and the healthcare system is trash. But, at least we have this! Let them eat cake!
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That makes Future the deadbeat final boss because this is legally impossible without his consent!
That makes Future the deadbeat final boss because this is legally impossible without his consent!
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She went home with the baseball. Woke up with the entire country hating on her. Funny how life works.
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Americans are congratulating us, please don’t… this isn’t a good thing 🥲
Americans are congratulating us, please don’t… this isn’t a good thing 🥲
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ai is quite literally an echo chamber and nothing more
It’s the same picture. It’s happening.
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I guess all of us who served after 1945 served in a woke military, per Cadet Bone Spurs.
I guess all of us who served after 1945 served in a woke military, per Cadet Bone Spurs.
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So much of Trumpism is deeply insecure men trying to act out some fantasy.
So much of Trumpism is deeply insecure men trying to act out some fantasy.
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the solution to loneliness is not ai, it’s going outside, interacting with people, and making friends
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Americans can't ignore this.
Americans can't ignore this. https://t.co/IUxj8XpSs3
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Waffle House first opened 70 years ago today.
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A criminal rapist winning a presidential election yea right buddy get realistic
A criminal rapist winning a presidential election yea right buddy get realistic
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They should do the season like The Pitt
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Turns out that your actions do have consequences... 🤣
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All the government accounts are doing Nazi propaganda now
All the government accounts are doing Nazi propaganda now
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