Nick @nickmattos2

💚😻🙏🏽🔮👳🏻👽 facebook.com/VanishingPoint… Portland, OR Joined March 2009

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Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97

7 years ago

My nephews Ethan’s pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipes😂😂 so much better than I could’ve imagined.

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jonny sun @jonnysun

7 years ago

the true genius of classical pavlovian conditioning is that every time i hear “pavlov” i automatically think of a dog

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the pee tape is real but in it trump is visibly alarmed and put off and you realize he had been expecting some ordinary non-sexual meeting (he respects women, you see) and just didn't know what "golden shower" meant and was assuming it was some Scrooge McDuck thing w/ actual gold

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Doth @DothTheDoth

8 years ago

Practice self-care like wolves, wander around the woods at night and eat the hearts of all those who have wronged you

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Dread Singles @hottestsingles

8 years ago

You have $10 dollars to build the perfect man from the following options: 1. Keep the money don’t need one 2. Keep the money don’t need one 3. Keep the money don’t need one 4. Keep the money don’t need one 5. Keep the money don’t need one

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Jim Avery @TheSoundDefense

8 years ago

Anyone who claims that they operate on "logic and facts" instead of "emotions and feelings" does not. They have simply convinced themselves that all of their emotional reactions are logical ones. The fact that they don't realize this makes them MORE subject to their emotions.

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🏳️‍🌈 Andrew D. Jankowski 🏳️‍🌈 @AndrewJank

8 years ago

THIS

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everyadage @everyadage

8 years ago

prophecy and butter arise from an unmelodious and dense place

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CNN @CNN

8 years ago

An Australian river turtle with a distinctive green punk-rock hairstyle, two spikes under its chin and the ability to breathe through its genitals is on a new list of endangered reptiles cnn.it/2HsJGmF

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Philip J. Ellis (he/him) @Philip_Ellis

8 years ago

A full night’s sleep? In this economy?

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Doth @DothTheDoth

8 years ago

Of course I have body issues, I can't explode into a thousand crows.

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ghost things @ghost_things

8 years ago

ghost child

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hexagon alice @zandapheri

8 years ago

Hoarders of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your chains. though, idk, what if at some point you end up needing those chains for something really important. bet you'd feel pretty silly having gotten rid of them then . probably best to keep them forever just in case

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🏳️‍🌈 Andrew D. Jankowski 🏳️‍🌈 @AndrewJank

8 years ago

awkward how this isn't explicitly about Portland yet totally related

kat chow @katchow

8 years ago

awkward how this isn't explicitly about Portland yet totally related

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🏳️‍🌈 Andrew D. Jankowski 🏳️‍🌈 @AndrewJank

8 years ago

trying to remain calm after @VanessaCarlton announced her Covers series as though life will ever be the same again

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🏳️‍🌈 Andrew D. Jankowski 🏳️‍🌈 @AndrewJank

8 years ago

remember to discuss your dreams with people who see / understand / cherish you

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Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare

8 years ago

If you send your social security number it could definitely change your life!

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Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore

8 years ago

“What are we to think about witches who shut up penises in what are sometimes prolific numbers, 20 or 30 at a single time, in a bird’s nest or some kind of box, where they move about in order to eat oats and fodder, as though they were alive?” ‘Malleus Maleficarum’ (1487)