Matt Wells @ninja_p
Unix and Open Source evangelist based in the North East. Enjoy designing large scale, distributed systems. formerly reliability @GitHub ninjapenguin.co.uk Newcastle Upon Tyne, England Joined December 2008-
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Today we're announcing PlanetScale Boost, an optimization layer that makes your existing SQL queries up to 1,000× faster. It sounds too good to be true, but it's real and it's here. And there's so much I want to write about it! Here is my first write-up: planetscale.com/blog/how-plane…
🌐 We just released the PlanetScale serverless driver for JavaScript. With this Fetch API-compatible driver, you can now use PlanetScale with platforms that require HTTP connections like @Cloudflare Workers, @vercel, and @Netlify Edge Functions. planetscale.com/blog/introduci…
TIL #macOS has a network speedtest build in 🙃
I finally got down to document and explain how online schema change tools for @MySQL work. From a general description of the flow and logic and steps involved, to comparing some of the existing implementations. docs.planetscale.com/learn/how-onli… @vitessio #perconatoolkit gh-ost fb-osc
Companies spending more to recruit than they spend to retain is: "Everyone wants to build, no one wants to maintain", by another name.
More data, more insights! In the biggest Octoverse yet, we’ve analyzed data from 73m+ devs on GitHub *and* 40k+ surveys to help y’all develop sw, write docs, and build community stronger than ever. Plus a handy 1-pg exec summary. Check it out!! octoverse.github.com
My 🤩 wife is running the Chicago Marathon on Sun & fundraising for Erika’s Lighthouse, an org that runs mental health and suicide prevention programs for youth. Plz consider sending some of those tech $$ their way! secure.qgiv.com/event/teamresi…
Time off has been great but now I'm on the search for a new job. Anyone have leads on places doing cool stuff looking for an engineering manager with a load of database infrastructure experience?
Ohai we are hiring in North America again for the amazing team hacking on GitHub Issues, Projects, and Notifications! Come build the tools *you* want to use as a developer to run your projects. boards.greenhouse.io/github/jobs/31…
Databases need to get a lot better. Today we are starting that journey. planetscale.com/blog/announcin…
I’m in shock. That building was my office for years. Now gone in an Israeli air attack. The BBC and AP also had offices there, but most of the floors were residential. So many more families are homeless in Gaza tonight.
I’m in shock. That building was my office for years. Now gone in an Israeli air attack. The BBC and AP also had offices there, but most of the floors were residential. So many more families are homeless in Gaza tonight.
Quick hot take on MTTR: There 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 no 👏🏻 correlation 👏🏻 between 👏🏻 how 👏🏻 long 👏🏻 different 👏🏻 incidents 👏🏻 take
Been a bit but I’m about to be hiring for more folks to join @SiminaPasat and I working on Special Projects at @github. If you enjoy a wide variety of work, diving into new codebases frequently, shipping improvements iteratively and quickly, tune in or reach out! 😁 🎉
Imagine being such a useless cunt that you pay good money to shoot these beautiful creatures. #FuckCannedHunting
The dependency graph team at GitHub is hiring! boards.greenhouse.io/github/jobs/25… Remote North America/Europe. We're looking for a ~ staff-level eng, and our greater org is hiring earlier career folks as well. Apply or DM if you want more info!
Professor @Schwarzenegger’s Facebook class is back in session in the comments on his vaccine video.
I'll be presenting "Open Source Database Infrastructure with #Vitess" at @fosdem 2021, #MySQL devroom, online. This will be a review of some of our latest developments in automating complex database operations. Thank you to the reviewing committee! fosdem.org/2021/schedule/…
In two weeks time, I'll be presenting our recent @vitessio open source work on automating online schema migrations and supportive infrastructure, at #perconalive. My presentation will be in EU timezone: Oct 21 8:30am CEST, or Oct. 20 23:30 PDT. percona.com/live/agenda
The new @vitessio - #orchestrator integration makes orchestrator's failure detection and recovery goal driven, based on Vitess expected/desired state. We alsם introduce initial custom, user defined availability and durability constraints. Some write up: planetscale.com/blog/orchestra…
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