Pseudo Learner @pseudolearner
Whadaya 'spect? Feathers?!! Joined February 2011-
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Twitter is not all about likes and RTs. Like and RT if you agree.
Imagine walking in on 4 million people masturbating every minute and you'll begin to understand why I'm sick of My job.
HOW I MADE IT VS. HOW YOU SEE IT Animals: Meat Birds: Poultry Fish: Sushi Vegetables: Potato Chips Fruit: Fanta® Blue Raspberry Slurpee Trees (living): Lumber Trees (dead): Coal Plankton (dead): Oil Supernova residue: Weaponry Gold: Happiness Land: Property Ocean: Dumpster
My New Year resolution is to finally convince that 5th dentist.
Which hashtag are we using to fix society today?
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
50% of garbage is generated by women. Wouldn't it make sense for 50% of sanitation workers to be women?
Don't wait for a near death experience to tell ppl how you feel about them. Tell them today what grade A assholes and douchebags they are.
How many religions does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all want to keep you in the dark (ages).
This app keeps losing its non-premium users to other apps which give cashbacks.
The open-sourced app automatically categorises users into premium & non-premium users, which u can't change.
One app hasn't given a single update since it was released in the App store. Yet enjoys tremendous loyalty. One app is open-sourced.
All the apps want to retain users, and some of them want to attract users of other apps by giving cashbacks. While one claims smooth UX.
Every religion is like an App, they report only number of installs (people born in it), should also report Daily & Monthly active users.
theres a live feed of a town square on yt with 1400+ WATCHING NOBODY KNOWS WHY THEYRE HERE THIS IS THE CHAT
There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's
If a girl has an elastic around her wrist it means that she will probably definitely have hair

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