Cube @rubix_cubester

Tattooed, curly haired clutz. Chai latte addict. Lay-in queen. South Perth, Perth (WA) Joined October 2013

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JB (Dork Train 🚂) (R)australia @jb197100

9 years ago

The empath was asked how he felt. He replied: 'I feel everything...'

Delfina @DelfinaDino

4 years ago

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.

Smash💋 @aSmashterpiece

4 years ago

Why does it cost so much just to be alive? I’m not even having a good time.

🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 @3sunzzz

4 years ago

Do people who own treadmills know they can walk outside for free?

Krista @Kristasunshine1

4 years ago

Do you ever wish you could unmeet someone?

Riley Wolf 🏳️‍⚧️ @RileyWolf70

4 years ago

Every Olympic event should include one average person competing for reference. 😁

Tony P. @Tbone7219

4 years ago

I hate when someone parks really close to me and I accidentally trip and scratch the word “ASSHOLE” into their door with my keys.

Swishergirl @Swishergirl24

4 years ago

Don’t even try to murder me, my hair will be all over your house.

Opioid Cunningham @anthracitedub

4 years ago

Anyone else’s neck sound like footsteps in gravel when you turn your head?

Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

4 years ago

I think I have a case of the Mondays

courtneybonneauimages @cbonneauimages

4 years ago

A viking funeral, but setting all your insecurities on fire and pushing them out to sea.

Tragically Tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl

4 years ago

The worst case scenario is death. ~ Me before I do something dumb

Keep Smiling @muaahhhaa

4 years ago

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice

4 years ago

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Richard Harris @RichHarris2

4 years ago

People rescue you in a million little tiny beautiful ways.

Auntie Social (parody) @TraciGrrl

4 years ago

Them: how long has that song been stuck in your head? Me: it's been..

sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

4 years ago

I wish I could go out with you tonight but I have two avocados that will be ripe from 6:00- 6:15PM.

T2🏁 @t2trilll

5 years ago

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

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Stevie J @planet_legz

5 years ago

Judging by the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I get up; I'm approx 75% Rice Krispies.

Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9

Richard Harris @RichHarris2

41K Followers 30K Following Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9

🐱CATS🐱☆👒HATS👒☆🎼MUSIC🎼 https://t.co/3XQqu21nj4

🎤Joanne🎤 @JoCroydonTalk

1K Followers 2K Following 🐱CATS🐱☆👒HATS👒☆🎼MUSIC🎼 https://t.co/3XQqu21nj4

Author of Minds in Battle; and two marketing books. MBA, CMI. University Guest Speaker. Photography. Travel. ♉
https://t.co/kxHTjb52Ox

𝕾𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖎�... @SherifBenhawy

2K Followers 4K Following Author of Minds in Battle; and two marketing books. MBA, CMI. University Guest Speaker. Photography. Travel. ♉ https://t.co/kxHTjb52Ox

Chris @RE_Valuations

562 Followers 1K Following

ᵈᵉ́ᵖᵃˢˢᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵖᵃʳ ᵉˣᶜᵉˡˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ

#INFJ-T #IgoBananasOverDrants #BrokenHeart💔

❤︎𝗣atience❥�... @sweettooth05221

2K Followers 4K Following ᵈᵉ́ᵖᵃˢˢᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵖᵃʳ ᵉˣᶜᵉˡˡᵉⁿᶜᵉ #INFJ-T #IgoBananasOverDrants #BrokenHeart💔

Twitter’s funniest 40+ part-time nudist (Results may vary)… Yes, sometimes I’m naked 😅 18+ NSFW/Liberal AF/Simpsons gifs🟰life/🚫 retweet my photos/DMs open

Evan 🤘🤙✌️�... @EvenMe19

1K Followers 5K Following Twitter’s funniest 40+ part-time nudist (Results may vary)… Yes, sometimes I’m naked 😅 18+ NSFW/Liberal AF/Simpsons gifs🟰life/🚫 retweet my photos/DMs open

'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwow

Jenn Wyer (he/him) @JennWyer

631 Followers 2K Following 'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwow

Enjoyer of rugby and admirer of beer. Dipping my toe in homebrew. Often bewildered

kevinmagoo72 @kevinmagoo72

535 Followers 913 Following Enjoyer of rugby and admirer of beer. Dipping my toe in homebrew. Often bewildered

Life is simple: Be Good and Do Good.
Wife of #MrLucky, Gen-X Mom of sons, PhysTherAssn & Massage Ther student, caregiver, crafter, believer.
Show your sparkle!

BravestBlossom @BravestBunny

2K Followers 6K Following Life is simple: Be Good and Do Good. Wife of #MrLucky, Gen-X Mom of sons, PhysTherAssn & Massage Ther student, caregiver, crafter, believer. Show your sparkle!

1131789 @medan1131789

662 Followers 5K Following Be happy

If it's important enough, you find a fucking way. I would be your hero, but I already am to my kids. Kindness always matters ❤

sam.i.am @samiam604

17K Followers 8K Following If it's important enough, you find a fucking way. I would be your hero, but I already am to my kids. Kindness always matters ❤

USMC Veteran, proud patriot, Mayflower descendant, Mom, grandmother, 🤢poisoned by contaminated water at Camp Lejeune, 🇺🇸Democrat.

Mend Our Country @JoyFarnsworth

660 Followers 900 Following USMC Veteran, proud patriot, Mayflower descendant, Mom, grandmother, 🤢poisoned by contaminated water at Camp Lejeune, 🇺🇸Democrat.

fun loving ,,,down to earth type of guy who's pretty laid back,, loves music from the 50s to the 90s when music was at its best,,, likes wwe and Tottenham fc

Mr music lover @GaryMonaghan20

1K Followers 4K Following fun loving ,,,down to earth type of guy who's pretty laid back,, loves music from the 50s to the 90s when music was at its best,,, likes wwe and Tottenham fc

~@Canes Hockey Girlie~Xennial Swiftie~A Little Twitchy~A Little Witchy~A Little Bitchy~

Wensday @itsalwayswenz

7K Followers 4K Following ~@Canes Hockey Girlie~Xennial Swiftie~A Little Twitchy~A Little Witchy~A Little Bitchy~

Read these links 👉🏼https://t.co/8yROJLN840 👉🏼https://t.co/bXNIhfbkom 👉🏼https://t.co/N1pIcO3vJP 👉🏼Jack's exposé below👇🏼

Warning! - Mark/Clair... @CheckThisAllOut

232 Followers 858 Following Read these links 👉🏼https://t.co/8yROJLN840 👉🏼https://t.co/bXNIhfbkom 👉🏼https://t.co/N1pIcO3vJP 👉🏼Jack's exposé below👇🏼

ETF-focused Registered Investment Advisor. If you advertise on this platform , I will mute you. Go Woke/Go Broke.

Jeremy Beck @JBeckAnvil

628 Followers 656 Following ETF-focused Registered Investment Advisor. If you advertise on this platform , I will mute you. Go Woke/Go Broke.

theconspiracy @theconspiracy14

60 Followers 232 Following

A responsible and hardworking lady😍😛rhodaambrose16@gmail.com #FOLLOW4FOLLOW

Rhoda Ambrose @AmbroseRhoda

1 Followers 24 Following A responsible and hardworking lady😍😛[email protected] #FOLLOW4FOLLOW

pulling a nonstop obsenity laced cover of Gloria in some barn gone missing in the middle of Wisco...

mr christopher @moodtooth

4K Followers 4K Following pulling a nonstop obsenity laced cover of Gloria in some barn gone missing in the middle of Wisco...

Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need Michael Knight https://t.co/jRDoXPnZjm

Wolfmann 🇨🇦 @wolfmannjr

9K Followers 6K Following Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need Michael Knight https://t.co/jRDoXPnZjm

Love me, love my crazy 🧠. Mom, #Resister , Canadian Antifa Liaison; PayPal : KbsBTragedee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌺 EnragedAF

Jesus’ Stinky Taint... @KimberCanada49

4K Followers 6K Following Love me, love my crazy 🧠. Mom, #Resister , Canadian Antifa Liaison; PayPal : KbsBTragedee 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌺 EnragedAF

Spooky times are coming... 👻💀🎃

Spooky Panda 🐼 ◼... @Pandarwiz

17K Followers 17K Following Spooky times are coming... 👻💀🎃

Union Carpenter 164, Paramedic, Sports Phanatic, card breaker, Fantasy🏈, 🏀,🎮, 🎣 Phillies ,TB12, JKelce62, backup @sportsandtools DM for private X detail$

🏈A Mandalorian🏀... @sexysportslover

249K Followers 17K Following Union Carpenter 164, Paramedic, Sports Phanatic, card breaker, Fantasy🏈, 🏀,🎮, 🎣 Phillies ,TB12, JKelce62, backup @sportsandtools DM for private X detail$

HULL FC & NEW YORK RANGERS. A LOTUS EATER 🇬🇧🇺🇸THE GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. ps. you can call me AL

THE WHITE STAR : VISI... @whitestarhullfc

4K Followers 6K Following HULL FC & NEW YORK RANGERS. A LOTUS EATER 🇬🇧🇺🇸THE GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. ps. you can call me AL

Poetic on occasion, picture taker, I rap and I fish

Jeremiah @DadPoetic

695 Followers 2K Following Poetic on occasion, picture taker, I rap and I fish

Father. Husband. Shoe salesman. President and Founder of NO MA'AM. Once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

Al Bundy @AlBundyParody

2K Followers 2K Following Father. Husband. Shoe salesman. President and Founder of NO MA'AM. Once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

The Real OG |

RT if you want to go to heaven

God @OmgMeDamnit

32K Followers 45K Following The Real OG | RT if you want to go to heaven

♠Jay♠ @JJRussell85

625 Followers 464 Following

Daniela Tardif @Simoneillum

35 Followers 733 Following

Him @HlMQuotes

33K Followers 40K Following I love you.

Some call me RZA @jrza206

4K Followers 3K Following alleged human

Kevin JW @That1guy_11

54 Followers 759 Following

We are here to inspire. We are here to motivate. We are here to succeed.

NEW! Motivation @SuccessPassage

13K Followers 7K Following We are here to inspire. We are here to motivate. We are here to succeed.

gregb @BadaBinge

5K Followers 4K Following

You should always be here, with me.

PuppetMaster @PuppetMaster_PA

5K Followers 3K Following You should always be here, with me.

Newsite https://t.co/g6EzmoRMEV roffie.kurniawan@gmail.com, At #RambuDigital we provide Corporate Video, Translation, Content Provider

Rambu Energy @RambuEnergy1

3K Followers 5K Following Newsite https://t.co/g6EzmoRMEV [email protected], At #RambuDigital we provide Corporate Video, Translation, Content Provider

If it doesn't kill you...keep trying, I'm sure it'll happen.

14 months in treatment, still fuct.
(Starbuck from BSG)
https://t.co/jyFMnAnpR8…

For Fuck's Sake🐇 @StarbuckMcLover

2K Followers 2K Following If it doesn't kill you...keep trying, I'm sure it'll happen. 14 months in treatment, still fuct. (Starbuck from BSG) https://t.co/jyFMnAnpR8…

We are all one.

The Mind's Eye ☯ @ViewsFromThe3rd

152 Followers 1K Following We are all one.

http://t.co/pRZ2lgaBbW is the site for everything nipple pasties. We got nipple pasties for raves, parties, special occasions EVERYTHING!

Nipple Pasties @NipplePasties

187 Followers 2K Following http://t.co/pRZ2lgaBbW is the site for everything nipple pasties. We got nipple pasties for raves, parties, special occasions EVERYTHING!

Get ready for cuteness explosion with Tapcast Animals! #love #puppies #cute #motivational #aww

Daily Puppy @Insta_puppy

17K Followers 21K Following Get ready for cuteness explosion with Tapcast Animals! #love #puppies #cute #motivational #aww

Shes’s broken but she’s fun.

Supa Fly Hella Dope @cerealtndencies

6K Followers 4K Following Shes’s broken but she’s fun.

Tattooer from reading! Instagram inkybeard.. .snapchat jamestattoo.. .kik jamestattoo

james'inky'bartlett @JamesSacredrose

133 Followers 122 Following Tattooer from reading! Instagram inkybeard.. .snapchat jamestattoo.. .kik jamestattoo

White Trash Jokes
You know your a REDNECK.....

You Might Be Redneck @MlGHTBEREDNECK

3K Followers 13K Following White Trash Jokes You know your a REDNECK.....

Systems architect. Bridging strategy, #AIresearch and #cybersecurity for next-gen, human-aligned tech. Designing for impact, resilience, & trust.

Reg Saddler @zaibatsu

445K Followers 166K Following Systems architect. Bridging strategy, #AIresearch and #cybersecurity for next-gen, human-aligned tech. Designing for impact, resilience, & trust.

I often run on auto pilot.

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

Judie @jhfontenot

85 Followers 261 Following I often run on auto pilot. A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

I’m here...I’m not here. https://t.co/dH05xNe24u

What was that? It was... @holmygirl

2K Followers 686 Following I’m here...I’m not here. https://t.co/dH05xNe24u

Off Without a Hutch @OffTheHutch

4K Followers 2K Following 🌈

Comic book creator, content writer for video games, entertainment, and brands. Professional surfer/volleyball player as soon as my knee stops giving out on me.

Tweetin' 4-Tay @TayCubed

867 Followers 989 Following Comic book creator, content writer for video games, entertainment, and brands. Professional surfer/volleyball player as soon as my knee stops giving out on me.

Metalhead, reader, coffeeholic, and undefinable! *My tweets: https://t.co/O0PgfLMwba

Coffeeholic @OmneyaOsama

685 Followers 361 Following Metalhead, reader, coffeeholic, and undefinable! *My tweets: https://t.co/O0PgfLMwba

Fully domesticated housewife glowing with the fire of rebellion. I miss FavStar.

Housy Wife @wife_housy

9K Followers 9K Following Fully domesticated housewife glowing with the fire of rebellion. I miss FavStar.

Love critters, good quotes & my darling wife. A hermit and quite crazy. https://t.co/3ap9OJRiB7

Khan @MyPornKhan

7K Followers 7K Following Love critters, good quotes & my darling wife. A hermit and quite crazy. https://t.co/3ap9OJRiB7

Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9

Richard Harris @RichHarris2

41K Followers 30K Following Vascular surgeon to real people and author of Imagine a novel https://t.co/UcFYOI2NG9

Acceptance is a small, quiet room with a view of Central Park.

Matt Markwalder @mattmarkwalder

473 Followers 2K Following Acceptance is a small, quiet room with a view of Central Park.

You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.

rob delaney @robdelaney

1.4M Followers 1 Following You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.

Daily Wire co-founder, host of @benshapiroshow, #1 NYT bestselling author, America’s #1 ex-rapper. Order my new book, Lions and Scavengers below

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro

8.0M Followers 484 Following Daily Wire co-founder, host of @benshapiroshow, #1 NYT bestselling author, America’s #1 ex-rapper. Order my new book, Lions and Scavengers below

I like some things; other things not so much.
Then there's the apathy.

A.J. Lucas @AJ_Lucas_

81 Followers 549 Following I like some things; other things not so much. Then there's the apathy.

Creator Prev. @BHPhoto @HuffPost @TechTimes_News IG NYActor511 RappStarsInfo@gmail.com WL $WHOPPERlover https://t.co/35ZPh3av3i QKTJWI

Matt Rappaport @nyactor

25K Followers 26K Following Creator Prev. @BHPhoto @HuffPost @TechTimes_News IG NYActor511 [email protected] WL $WHOPPERlover https://t.co/35ZPh3av3i QKTJWI

I really have no idea what I'm doing here @desert_musings is the best. @shell@beige.party on Mastodon, https://t.co/uXt3dC7Yx3 on discord

🐚 @VikingBut

5K Followers 3K Following I really have no idea what I'm doing here @desert_musings is the best. @[email protected] on Mastodon, https://t.co/uXt3dC7Yx3 on discord

Pro #Science #Nullifidian passionate about #humanrights & making world a better place. #Atheist #humanist #evolution #metoo #spoonie🌻 #fibromyalgia 🇺🇦🇵🇸

🇦🇺 Pink Heretic... @pinkheretic

36K Followers 908 Following Pro #Science #Nullifidian passionate about #humanrights & making world a better place. #Atheist #humanist #evolution #metoo #spoonie🌻 #fibromyalgia 🇺🇦🇵🇸

Perpetually tired smartass dad of 2

A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut

25K Followers 4K Following Perpetually tired smartass dad of 2

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5lT2O

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

126K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5lT2O

'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwow

Jenn Wyer (he/him) @JennWyer

631 Followers 2K Following 'I can never tell when he's joking.' —@hotfountainpen | 'Either a crazy person or impressive commitment to the bit.' —@mcrumps | 'An actual freak.' —@idkmanwow

Atheist, anti-dogmatist, mechanical engineer (medical devices), somewhat of a metal head. Pumpkin carver. Love the ocean, horror movies, and napping. #FuckTrump

Skeptic George @Skeptic_George

3K Followers 1K Following Atheist, anti-dogmatist, mechanical engineer (medical devices), somewhat of a metal head. Pumpkin carver. Love the ocean, horror movies, and napping. #FuckTrump

Enjoyer of rugby and admirer of beer. Dipping my toe in homebrew. Often bewildered

kevinmagoo72 @kevinmagoo72

535 Followers 913 Following Enjoyer of rugby and admirer of beer. Dipping my toe in homebrew. Often bewildered

Chris @RE_Valuations

562 Followers 1K Following

this model includes: 💁🏼‍♀️, 😻, 🫣

Janie Chimera @JME5000

1K Followers 102 Following this model includes: 💁🏼‍♀️, 😻, 🫣

cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman

32K Followers 2K Following cool ranch icarus, painter of LoveBots, king of diarrhea jokes

loves books, the weird and quirky, halloween all year round, forever and always an introvert

Courtney Randall @Courtne83542721

150 Followers 204 Following loves books, the weird and quirky, halloween all year round, forever and always an introvert

nostalgic images send submissions via DM

no context nostalgia @nostalgiaooc

417K Followers 5 Following nostalgic images send submissions via DM

Am I beautiful? You butter believe I am. Am I better looking when caked in makeup? You’re goddamn right. Am I a parody? Totally. 😉🐄 #DevinNunesPPPeedHisPants

DevinNunesTHEPARODYDr... @NunesDrag

17K Followers 2K Following Am I beautiful? You butter believe I am. Am I better looking when caked in makeup? You’re goddamn right. Am I a parody? Totally. 😉🐄 #DevinNunesPPPeedHisPants

If it's important enough, you find a fucking way. I would be your hero, but I already am to my kids. Kindness always matters ❤

sam.i.am @samiam604

17K Followers 8K Following If it's important enough, you find a fucking way. I would be your hero, but I already am to my kids. Kindness always matters ❤

Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.

Matty Boom Batty @vlowgoes

11K Followers 5K Following Yeah I know it's twitter, but fuck you. I can still be nice and sincere, and fuck off if you don't like it.

owner of a darth Vader tattoo...https://t.co/4Q146cj1L3

marc @bighandsmassuer

9K Followers 5K Following owner of a darth Vader tattoo...https://t.co/4Q146cj1L3

I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson

8.0M Followers 197 Following I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester

Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox

2.9M Followers 1K Following Professor of Particle Physics at The University of Manchester

Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker

1.1M Followers 478 Following Underwhelmist.

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends.
My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!
—Dr Seuss
https://t.co/mH6Ewk9IRV

Radio Free Olive 🧦 @RadioFreeOlive

3K Followers 1K Following I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! —Dr Seuss https://t.co/mH6Ewk9IRV

I make jokes on the Internet. Neurodivergent & weird. Chaotic good. I have broken multiple beds. Your mother will love me. I'll never subscribe to your OF.

Uncle Drunky 🥃 @uncledrunky

7K Followers 5K Following I make jokes on the Internet. Neurodivergent & weird. Chaotic good. I have broken multiple beds. Your mother will love me. I'll never subscribe to your OF.

PhD in Analytical Chemistry 🏳️‍🌈

Dr. Joanna Ellis @dr_joanna_ellis

37K Followers 383 Following PhD in Analytical Chemistry 🏳️‍🌈

Northerner 🌍 Disabled activist, coffee enjoyer, dog mama, exvangelical, unashamed swiftie. Formerly ableemily. she/her

Emily @emswheellife

7K Followers 977 Following Northerner 🌍 Disabled activist, coffee enjoyer, dog mama, exvangelical, unashamed swiftie. Formerly ableemily. she/her

My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path.
Dante Alighieri, Inferno

The B. @anerdonfire2

40K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno

~@Canes Hockey Girlie~Xennial Swiftie~A Little Twitchy~A Little Witchy~A Little Bitchy~

Wensday @itsalwayswenz

7K Followers 4K Following ~@Canes Hockey Girlie~Xennial Swiftie~A Little Twitchy~A Little Witchy~A Little Bitchy~

ETF-focused Registered Investment Advisor. If you advertise on this platform , I will mute you. Go Woke/Go Broke.

Jeremy Beck @JBeckAnvil

628 Followers 656 Following ETF-focused Registered Investment Advisor. If you advertise on this platform , I will mute you. Go Woke/Go Broke.

♋️🌞 ♓️🌙 ♎️ Rising - Just a girl trying to spread smiles one person at a time. #avfc 💜💙 #ferrarif1 🇮🇹❤️💛 — Hey You: https://t.co/GITHaoyw7W

Kathleen @sweatsntopknots

112K Followers 26K Following ♋️🌞 ♓️🌙 ♎️ Rising - Just a girl trying to spread smiles one person at a time. #avfc 💜💙 #ferrarif1 🇮🇹❤️💛 — Hey You: https://t.co/GITHaoyw7W

Bringing you the very best of conspiracy theory-based fucknuttery in 280 characters or less 🤓

Conspiracy (Theory) W... @CTWMediaCentre

3K Followers 99 Following Bringing you the very best of conspiracy theory-based fucknuttery in 280 characters or less 🤓

Original account 8-31-15. I post conspiracy theories often! I do not own any of the photos posted. Retweet for more photos

Conspiracy Theories @iUnexplained

33K Followers 1 Following Original account 8-31-15. I post conspiracy theories often! I do not own any of the photos posted. Retweet for more photos

Writer at MOJO, Guardian and Sunday Times. Sight & Sound TV columnist. I don't post here anymore. Don't follow me.

This place stinks. I'... @Andr6wMale

38K Followers 5K Following Writer at MOJO, Guardian and Sunday Times. Sight & Sound TV columnist. I don't post here anymore. Don't follow me.

Creator of the Universe.

God @thegoodgodabove

419K Followers 3K Following Creator of the Universe.

Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need Michael Knight https://t.co/jRDoXPnZjm

Wolfmann 🇨🇦 @wolfmannjr

9K Followers 6K Following Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Some people need Michael Knight https://t.co/jRDoXPnZjm

Entertainingly unentertaining. Amusingly mild.
The random musings of an internet moron.
Want more? https://t.co/wZslUJ01Si (warning: not a real website)

Bat Boy @brianbowman73

11K Followers 9K Following Entertainingly unentertaining. Amusingly mild. The random musings of an internet moron. Want more? https://t.co/wZslUJ01Si (warning: not a real website)

pulling a nonstop obsenity laced cover of Gloria in some barn gone missing in the middle of Wisco...

mr christopher @moodtooth

4K Followers 4K Following pulling a nonstop obsenity laced cover of Gloria in some barn gone missing in the middle of Wisco...

Chimera Music, the GOASTT, CLDelirium, ‘Mega Nepo Baby’, https://t.co/FDHsWBv4Cv

Seán Ono Lennon @seanonolennon

377K Followers 6K Following Chimera Music, the GOASTT, CLDelirium, ‘Mega Nepo Baby’, https://t.co/FDHsWBv4Cv

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