Jeff Clegg @scalarsys

Chandler, AZ Joined November 2008

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Adam Pacitti @adampacitti

7 years ago

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times. Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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Daniel Beard @danielibeard

7 years ago

Me: *going through TSA taking my laptop/iPad/etc out of my bag* TSA agent: *sees stickers on laptop* "ok put everything in it's own container so it's easy to handle just like in the cloud ok?" Me: was ... was that a docker joke? Him: I'll be here all night

neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza

7 years ago

I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert... And on the pedestal these words appear: "// TODO: Add torso, arms, and head"

Tim “Joe Biden's Orochimaru” Lanning @TimLanning

7 years ago

I owned several ninja costumes and plastic swords (not just katana) so me and my friends would dress up in the costumes and play ninja tag which was just tag where you hit each other with plastic swords in my house with all the lights out. I think this was my junior year in HS.

Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo

8 years ago

When you load a whole library for some code you could probably write yourself

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Overwatch @PlayOverwatch

8 years ago

#HappyHeroDays GRAND PRIZE: @Razer's Ultimate Overwatch Arsenal. RT to enter to win the sweepstakes! 📜 blizz.ly/HappyHeroDays

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Matt Smith @SmithMattC

9 years ago

Don't forget to register for the Advanced Analytics roadshow coming to Microsoft Tempe 3/15! lnkd.in/eV8r_H2

Tatered @tatered

9 years ago

We noticed that @realDonaldTrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.

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DEV Community @ThePracticalDev

9 years ago

Chapter 1: Databases with cool-sounding names

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Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile

9 years ago

This is actually the visualization of a textbook physics problem.

Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000

9 years ago

debate recap

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TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon

9 years ago

A simple guide to the sports of the 2016 olympics

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Quad @Kuwaddo

9 years ago

Dude: "Hey, could you hand me a patch cable?" Me: "How long?" Dude: "As short as possible" Me: "Sure thing buddy"

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Oscar Bartos 🐀 @bartitos

9 years ago

Judging by the amount of regrexit it seems like people should have chexit before they wrexit

JadeJolt @jolt_jade86296

66 Followers 5K Following

MyraWright @1cM11s4itUr92a

43 Followers 5K Following

david fralix @FralixDavid

37 Followers 290 Following

Only place to stay up to date on everything going on in the MSFT cloud world inc. Azure & Office 365. Just the info, no marketing, no BS https://t.co/7EV2YDxvzL

Microsoft Cloud Show @mscloudshow

5K Followers 5K Following Only place to stay up to date on everything going on in the MSFT cloud world inc. Azure & Office 365. Just the info, no marketing, no BS https://t.co/7EV2YDxvzL

Christ Follower, Husband, PSU Dad, Reagan-Era Conservative & Entrepreneur. Also a big fan of life, love and the authentic pursuit of happiness! ✌️

Phil Lapp @philiplapp

933 Followers 410 Following Christ Follower, Husband, PSU Dad, Reagan-Era Conservative & Entrepreneur. Also a big fan of life, love and the authentic pursuit of happiness! ✌️

Girl Dad, Tech Bro, Colorado State U Alum, Denver Derby Stuff, Mile High Magic

Michael Berg @mikebergie

214 Followers 1K Following Girl Dad, Tech Bro, Colorado State U Alum, Denver Derby Stuff, Mile High Magic

Does server and network stuff

Nature buff and consumer electronics aficionado

Former: Editor and Podcast Producer at https://t.co/opHsVTxYQR

Taylor "TBliss" Bliss @TaylorBliss

219 Followers 229 Following Does server and network stuff Nature buff and consumer electronics aficionado Former: Editor and Podcast Producer at https://t.co/opHsVTxYQR

I can do a lot of stuff with mah hands. he/him

Bobby Carswell @KrustINC

115 Followers 246 Following I can do a lot of stuff with mah hands. he/him

Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast set in the magical lands of Eorith. A mummy, a kitsune, a vampire, and a mershark walk into a groghouse...

Brute Force @BruteForceCast

1K Followers 193 Following Brute Force is a real-play comedic RPG podcast set in the magical lands of Eorith. A mummy, a kitsune, a vampire, and a mershark walk into a groghouse...

Focused on the biggest, most complex and most important challenges (and opportunities!) facing our planet. Alum: Stanford, MIT, Salesforce. Board @oceanfdn

Patrick Flynn @Flynnovate

2K Followers 2K Following Focused on the biggest, most complex and most important challenges (and opportunities!) facing our planet. Alum: Stanford, MIT, Salesforce. Board @oceanfdn

Winner of New #Startup Showcase at RAIN Summit at The #NABShow. Real-time audience engagement. Download it now for iPhone & Android.

Reacht @reachtapp

5K Followers 5K Following Winner of New #Startup Showcase at RAIN Summit at The #NABShow. Real-time audience engagement. Download it now for iPhone & Android.

Lexie Gilbert @flygirllg

9 Followers 22 Following

Nick Seretis @NickSeretis

27 Followers 230 Following [silence]

Husband. Father. Thinker. Doer. Passionate innovator. Enterprise data fanatic @ #MSFT. https://t.co/yFb6g4B0g0

Matt Smith @SmithMattC

357 Followers 595 Following Husband. Father. Thinker. Doer. Passionate innovator. Enterprise data fanatic @ #MSFT. https://t.co/yFb6g4B0g0

The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Blocked by 9News & Boulder's NWS (♡) cuz I'm dirty. #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠

DENVER’S FUCKING WE... @DENVERSWEATHER

11K Followers 5K Following The foulest weather report this side of shittucky. Chaotic Good. Blocked by 9News & Boulder's NWS (♡) cuz I'm dirty. #deathmetal ☠☠☠☠

🤖 Hello, I am a bot 🤖. I tweet historic photos of Colorado from @denverlibrary's collection.

Old Colorado Photos @colohistory

8K Followers 0 Following 🤖 Hello, I am a bot 🤖. I tweet historic photos of Colorado from @denverlibrary's collection.

Curiosity-driven content across science, history, and culture. Sharing knowledge and stories that spark curiosity.
ct: curiosityonx@gmail.com
Sub for only $3⤴️.

Curiosity @MAstronomers

1.4M Followers 112 Following Curiosity-driven content across science, history, and culture. Sharing knowledge and stories that spark curiosity. ct: [email protected] Sub for only $3⤴️.

Senior Reporter for @MacRumors

Joe Rossignol @rsgnl

41K Followers 810 Following Senior Reporter for @MacRumors

Memes not millions . Anime is life .the fall off 🍃

Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang

833K Followers 4K Following Memes not millions . Anime is life .the fall off 🍃

Proudly representing Denver in the U.S. House. Fighting for our environment, public lands & reproductive rights. Rockies/Broncos/Avs fan. Wife. Mom. Dog lover.

Rep. Diana DeGette @RepDianaDeGette

64K Followers 9K Following Proudly representing Denver in the U.S. House. Fighting for our environment, public lands & reproductive rights. Rockies/Broncos/Avs fan. Wife. Mom. Dog lover.

Exploring Tools for Thought & PKM, with a focus on Obsidian, Readwise and AI.

TfTHacker @TfTHacker

24K Followers 647 Following Exploring Tools for Thought & PKM, with a focus on Obsidian, Readwise and AI.

Maker of @CARROT_app, Apple Design Award winner. Mastodon: https://t.co/3X6G8Oiakj

Brian Mueller @BrianMueller333

9K Followers 156 Following Maker of @CARROT_app, Apple Design Award winner. Mastodon: https://t.co/3X6G8Oiakj

• “Griffin” on @BlankCheckPod
• “Watto” on @GLucasTalkShow

Griffin Newman @GriffLightning

40K Followers 1K Following • “Griffin” on @BlankCheckPod • “Watto” on @GLucasTalkShow

Dan Savage @fakedansavage

325K Followers 3K Following Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! Savage Lovecast! My weekly sex-advice column, podcast, and more are available at https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!

Basic (ˈbeɪ.sɪk’; Adj): lover of all things mainstream, popular, & trending in the world of .

Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy

390K Followers 67 Following Basic (ˈbeɪ.sɪk’; Adj): lover of all things mainstream, popular, & trending in the world of .

Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to awaken your sense of wonder. Science, tech, art, weather, space, the unusual around us.

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3.3M Followers 150 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to awaken your sense of wonder. Science, tech, art, weather, space, the unusual around us.

Apple news by @iupdate 🍎 Want to get in touch? hello@appletrack.com | This account uses affiliate links!

AppleTrack @appltrack

358K Followers 69 Following Apple news by @iupdate 🍎 Want to get in touch? [email protected] | This account uses affiliate links!

Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.

PUNS @ThePunnyWorld

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We deliver secure, AI-ready infrastructure like z17 & LinuxONE to power hybrid cloud.

Let’s create smarter business — together.

IBM Hybrid Cloud & In... @IBMcloud

228K Followers 3K Following We deliver secure, AI-ready infrastructure like z17 & LinuxONE to power hybrid cloud. Let’s create smarter business — together.

Congressman for Colorado’s 4th District. Member, House Judiciary Committee. Member, House Foreign Affairs Committee.

Rep. Ken Buck @RepKenBuck

78K Followers 725 Following Congressman for Colorado’s 4th District. Member, House Judiciary Committee. Member, House Foreign Affairs Committee.

On a mission to reinvent how humans, teams, and computers work together. Join our amazing community for the latest!

Tana @tana_inc

15K Followers 102 Following On a mission to reinvent how humans, teams, and computers work together. Join our amazing community for the latest!

Creator of Ask a Manager – home to all your questions about lunch-stealing bosses, coworkers who won't stop hugging you, and how much you can drink at work.

Ask a Manager @AskAManager

83K Followers 4K Following Creator of Ask a Manager – home to all your questions about lunch-stealing bosses, coworkers who won't stop hugging you, and how much you can drink at work.

Mom of two, proud politics and policy nerd, Host of @PsakiBriefing on @MSNBC, Tues-Fri at 9pm ET

Jen Psaki @jrpsaki

1.3M Followers 1K Following Mom of two, proud politics and policy nerd, Host of @PsakiBriefing on @MSNBC, Tues-Fri at 9pm ET

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187K Followers 17 Following 探星者包养平台欢迎您的加入，详情请点击官网。电报客服：https://t.co/3NSd3S11Sc 女生投稿应聘请添加V：tanxingzhe123 电报预览频道：https://t.co/GSR7M5dHbV 定制贴发布推：@tanxingzhe168 北京包养包养

Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

643K Followers 52 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.

I am the Senior Director for Application Innovation for Neudesic's Desert region. In my spare time, I like to develop indie mobile apps.

Michael Collins @mfcollins3

334 Followers 516 Following I am the Senior Director for Application Innovation for Neudesic's Desert region. In my spare time, I like to develop indie mobile apps.

Introducing CosmOS: an AI operating system built for a universe of connected devices

Humane @Humane

102K Followers 2 Following Introducing CosmOS: an AI operating system built for a universe of connected devices

We bring together powerful data platforms and AI-driven automation tools to unlock value for your organization.

Let's create smarter business — together.

IBM Data, AI & Automa... @IBMData

236K Followers 155 Following We bring together powerful data platforms and AI-driven automation tools to unlock value for your organization. Let's create smarter business — together.

Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.

Ukraine / Украї�... @Ukraine

2.2M Followers 28 Following Yes, this is the official X account of Ukraine. Офіційний акаунт твоєї Неньки.

Writer, 11+ yrs reporting in Ukraine, ex-USAF spec ops pilot. Senior fellow @AtlanticCouncil, irregular warfare researcher. Often in the mountains.

Nolan Peterson @nolanwpeterson

470K Followers 5K Following Writer, 11+ yrs reporting in Ukraine, ex-USAF spec ops pilot. Senior fellow @AtlanticCouncil, irregular warfare researcher. Often in the mountains.

Live straight out of Bucha
#MUGA

Illia Ponomarenko �... @IAPonomarenko

1.2M Followers 2K Following Live straight out of Bucha #MUGA

Official page of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine 🇺🇦
Minister: @Denys_Shmyhal

Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU

2.2M Followers 77 Following Official page of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine 🇺🇦 Minister: @Denys_Shmyhal

Backup account :- @goresss123

Evolution Of Life @EvoIutlon

120K Followers 9 Following Backup account :- @goresss123

Embark on a visual journey of awe and wonder ✨ Mesmerizing videos that ignite your senses and captivate your imagination. DM for credits/removal!

HypnoFlick @HypnoFlick

100K Followers 117 Following Embark on a visual journey of awe and wonder ✨ Mesmerizing videos that ignite your senses and captivate your imagination. DM for credits/removal!

Founder at Infactory. Past: 15 years at , inventor of iPhone autocorrect, author of “Creative Selection”.

Ken Kocienda @kocienda

44K Followers 141 Following Founder at Infactory. Past: 15 years at , inventor of iPhone autocorrect, author of “Creative Selection”.

Your eyes on the world. Real-time updates, raw footage, and stories that matter. no content own dm for Credit/Removal. adclip_s

CCTV X @cctv_videos

265K Followers 63 Following Your eyes on the world. Real-time updates, raw footage, and stories that matter. no content own dm for Credit/Removal. adclip_s

forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.

soul nate @MNateShyamalan

204K Followers 1K Following forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.

Reimagine the way people work

Microsoft 365 Develop... @Microsoft365Dev

51K Followers 402 Following Reimagine the way people work

Videos and gifs of expensive mistakes, catastrophes, or disasters.

That Looked Expensive @LookedExpensive

130K Followers 0 Following Videos and gifs of expensive mistakes, catastrophes, or disasters.

We're back and ready for camp Geekly at a fancy resort this year! Join us on Discord for info and to connect with attendees: https://t.co/gSRsUH5mSX

GeeklyCon @GeeklyCon

3K Followers 241 Following We're back and ready for camp Geekly at a fancy resort this year! Join us on Discord for info and to connect with attendees: https://t.co/gSRsUH5mSX

Vice Chair, @thedemocrats • Rep for PA’s 181st District • @drmattkenyatta’s husband

Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta

155K Followers 7K Following Vice Chair, @thedemocrats • Rep for PA’s 181st District • @drmattkenyatta’s husband

You can find me on BlueSky: https://t.co/ZUFqdA0TGF

Senior Director of Developer Relations @GitHub.

Ashley Willis (McNama... @ashleymcnamara

65K Followers 2 Following You can find me on BlueSky: https://t.co/ZUFqdA0TGF Senior Director of Developer Relations @GitHub.

stream ‘our flag means death’ created by david jenkins on max ☕ (not spoiler free!) seasons one and two now streaming 🏴‍☠️ also on 💙☁️

no context our flag m... @ofmdnocontext

42K Followers 35 Following stream ‘our flag means death’ created by david jenkins on max ☕ (not spoiler free!) seasons one and two now streaming 🏴‍☠️ also on 💙☁️

FX’s What We Do in the Shadows. IT’S ON HULU

What We Do In The Sha... @theshadowsfx

111K Followers 74 Following FX’s What We Do in the Shadows. IT’S ON HULU

Venture Builder | UN & Public Speaker | Writer | 61/193 Countries | Future-Ready Skills | ex: MSFT, IBM, Goldman, BlackRock, Ally #SDGs #fintech

Dr. Melissa Sassi �... @mentorafrika

12K Followers 9K Following Venture Builder | UN & Public Speaker | Writer | 61/193 Countries | Future-Ready Skills | ex: MSFT, IBM, Goldman, BlackRock, Ally #SDGs #fintech

We don’t just imagine the future; we create it. With AI, hybrid cloud & quantum, we’re building a smarter world.

Let’s create smarter business.

IBM @IBM

715K Followers 4K Following We don’t just imagine the future; we create it. With AI, hybrid cloud & quantum, we’re building a smarter world. Let’s create smarter business.

Playdate @playdate

64K Followers 5 Following A brand new handheld video game system from @panic. Now on sale. 💬 Need help? Go to https://t.co/eZJQXofEqw

Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM

Regional American Foo... @RegionalUSFood

157K Followers 4 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM

Daily tech history tweets.

Today in Tech History @DayTechHistory

35K Followers 1 Following Daily tech history tweets.

Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.

Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled

825K Followers 1K Following Comedian,actress, she/her. https://t.co/F8dZfOVJrt thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.

don't follow this page. move to the clock app, it's theshadowsooc there too.

what we do in the sha... @TheShadowsOOC

58K Followers 0 Following don't follow this page. move to the clock app, it's theshadowsooc there too.

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Karen Kilgargifs @karenkilgarGIF

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Hill farm in Malham, Yorkshire Dales. Swale sheep and @pastureforlife Belted Galloway cattle (pedigree). Bunkbarn and holiday cottage, come and stay with us!

Hill Top Farm @hilltopfarmgirl

35K Followers 2K Following Hill farm in Malham, Yorkshire Dales. Swale sheep and @pastureforlife Belted Galloway cattle (pedigree). Bunkbarn and holiday cottage, come and stay with us!

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