Scott @scottm_c

The University of Texas Joined October 2015

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Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL

2 weeks ago

Skyrizi probably feels so good if you have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis

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tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft

2 months ago

A customer was like “I don’t know is it too late in the afternoon to have caffeine?” and I riffed “it’s 8 AM somewhere!” and everybody laughed. I’m quitting this job in a month. where was this joke 2 years ago when I needed it. what’s the point of all this

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𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl

2 months ago

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Rota @pli_cachete

3 months ago

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit

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🍻 @drink2beers

4 months ago

my girl got a Garfield addiction i just hope she don’t odie 😭😭

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stoolie memes @StoolieMemes

10 months ago

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

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Donald Blankenship @DonaldBlank89

a year ago

Donating to a political party is so stupid when you can donate to something way more important— your schools NIL fund

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the heart @Fredward3948576

a year ago

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces

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yehurme @Youhappentohear

a year ago

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Jacob Benowitz @JacobBenowitz

a year ago

Another day in paradise

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cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_

a year ago

Can’t wait to survive another week

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mike @mikeofficial

a year ago

Did so well in a job interview today that it actually made me fear I’m a sociopath. I was reading all of her signals and vibes and mirroring them to her and then building on them and pathologizing them too. We laughed we cried we had many epiphanies. I probably won’t get the job

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

a year ago

hate remembering that to my coworkers I’M the coworker… don’t they know im different

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

a year ago

losing a competitive 1v1 eBay auction feels kind of amazing. not only do i not have to pay for the stupid thing i don't actually need, but i made my enemy (guy exactly like me) pay an extra $80 for it

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shoegazy bby @shoegazy_bby

2 years ago

yeah I’m big into A24… A 24 pack of ice cold beers

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Zach, IQ 277 @jestermaxxing

2 years ago

The term ‘monkeying around’ makes sense to me, monkeys are silly animals. ‘Horsing around’ pisses me off though, it’s very, very disrespectful… Pretty much every horse I’ve met has a job.